Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called in to my girlfriend's favorite radio station to propose. After spending what seemed like an eternity telling her how much I love her and I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she took a deep breath, said, "How about no?" and hung up. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my girlfriend. Just as she said "I love you", the credit on my phone runs out. She now thinks that I've purposely hung up on her. She refuses to speak to me until I tell her the real reason I hung up. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I went out for a drink with my girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying, "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up." I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was ecstatic. Apparently, she'd been trying to figure out how to break up with me for the past four months. FML
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g_ayvel 11
I can only imagine what she would do if you told her in person
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
I can see who wears the pants in the relationship XD But seriously, that sucks T_T
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Comments (285)
medussa1 0
At least you tried :)
kate1238 9
Actually I found what she replied with funny :)
HateLife66 0
That's when you scream "April Fools!"
agreedtodisagree 4
I can imagine her becoming psychotic and end up taking your life and then herself.
Sam_tha_panther 1
I think thats kind of an epic response xD
schnouttz 3
for some weird reason I read 35's comment in the voice of Smeagle :P
xXSleepXx 8
A qoute from sheldon cooper: "got your back jack. Bitches be crazy."
linnie_wesker 20
I've seen this on FML (and various other places) many, many times. Why do you people put up with that? Tell her you're breaking up with her and to leave you alone, if she doesn't then get a restraining order. It's not that hard to figure out. If you try to end a relationship and the other person won't leave you alone, won't that eventually constitute as stalking?
yummcookie 0
Call her back and say "Let me rephrase that; I'm breaking up with you"
blackman100 20
Whipped!