schnouttz

About Schnouttz

I reply to stupid comments in a desperate attempt to get thumbs up, in order to validate my existence. I am very lonely and often cry myself to sleep. I also never joke. Ever.

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Schnouttz's FML badges

A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

11%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

5%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

12%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

3%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

16%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

12%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

18%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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