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By Marco - / Monday 1 April 2013 21:00 / United States
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"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!

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They still could have done certain things to each other if they wanted to. But that moment probably killed the mood.

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Obviously they shouldn't have sex without a condom. But if they were going to proceed anyway, a low quality condom IS better than nothing. It's more likely to break, but chance of breaking and sharing fluids >definitely sharing fluids

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Okay, if the condom is literally broken open then ofcourse it's not gonna work...we are talking about a condom you sit on cuz it's in your wallet. It might be a little roughed up, but if there's no tears than it's still better then no condom

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#69 - It's not always to do with tears. Any condom kept somewhere enclosed, like a wallet, will get warm and the heat is what can make it less protective. The rubber can end up wearing through quicker with the friction... If you'll excuse the wording.

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I would say that no condom is better because that would probably lead to no sex. A bad condom could lead to sex with unwanted consequences.

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They say not to put them in your wallet for a reason.. It's warm against your body then cools down when you take it out, you can't do that with latex. It will break. Not saying that taking random bar filth home is a good way to meet people.

"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!

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Don't have sex in the missionary position, dont do it standing up, just don't do it!.... Alrite now everyone grab some rubbers.... Hehe I luv that movie

You only have one condom in your whole house? (Zero, actually.) Don't you think you might ever want to go for Round 2, or do you plan on passing out after the first load?

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@21... These guys could give a waaayyyy worst explanation. They left it up to your mind to fill in the in between. This is the Internet, get used to it. I will now go into detail of how he finished his desire without the girl. The girl had then said **** this ****. She then proceeded to leave. The guy was seriously disappointed in himself and started to undress. He took off his shirt, his pants, his shoes. He then proceeded to get on his bed and assume a comfortable position, then took a s

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#25 you take your pills only once you've entered a comfortable position which you'd need to move from to take a sleeping pill? That's almost defeating the purpose...

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33, you act like sleeping pills are deadly narcotics. Most on the market today, especially the hormonal supplement melatonin, are completely harmless when used as directed.

I hope for your sake you didn't power through anyways... And if you did then its possible ill be seeing a baby daddy post about it in the next couple of weeks.

Go to Plan B, where B stands for blowjob. After she's done blowing you, pass out (or pretend to do so.) Later, when you wake up you can examine her sleeping carcass and decide to make a clean getaway* or to invest in a three-pack of condoms for your first date. *this involves buying a new house. In some cases, it's worth it.

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Herpes has mutated in a way that it can directly be transmitted from face to genital contact, and I'd hate to get scabies in my mustache...

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#27, #31 states what I'm thinking. And #32 supports what I'm about to write. I can understand guys might want to do this with a hot girl, but most girls won't feel a huge desire to get an STD, no matter how hot the guy.

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That's so false. HIV transmission is unlikely, but herpes, chlamydia, etc are all transferred through oral contact

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#55, thank you! None of the ones you mentioned are deadly, so you might as well take your chances and enjoy a nice blowjob.

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I grew up speaking two languages, so, naturally, I spell some stuff wrong. Good that there's gramar nazis, so I don't make the same mistakes again.

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