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By Marco - / Monday 1 April 2013 21:00 / United States
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By  lissa_jade  |  22

"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!

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By  jipster  |  11

Why the fuck would you let the wrapper in your wallet?

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  Bakarra  |  22

A slightly poorer quality condom >>>>> no condom at all

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  jenn1808  |  16

Obviously they shouldn't have sex without a condom. But if they were going to proceed anyway, a low quality condom IS better than nothing. It's more likely to break, but chance of breaking and sharing fluids >definitely sharing fluids

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  Bakarra  |  22

Okay, if the condom is literally broken open then ofcourse it's not gonna work...we are talking about a condom you sit on cuz it's in your wallet. It might be a little roughed up, but if there's no tears than it's still better then no condom

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  LittlestV  |  28

#69 - It's not always to do with tears. Any condom kept somewhere enclosed, like a wallet, will get warm and the heat is what can make it less protective. The rubber can end up wearing through quicker with the friction... If you'll excuse the wording.

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  Bakarra  |  22

What if he would have gone to her place? "shit babe, sorry I don't keep one on me when i go to a bar to try and get lucky..."

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  EsotericBrent  |  29

I always keep em in my sock, or a pocket. Keeps me focused on my goal for the night

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  cieloalicia  |  16

They say not to put them in your wallet for a reason.. It's warm against your body then cools down when you take it out, you can't do that with latex. It will break. Not saying that taking random bar filth home is a good way to meet people.

By  lissa_jade  |  22

"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!

By  perdix  |  29

You only have one condom in your whole house? (Zero, actually.) Don't you think you might ever want to go for Round 2, or do you plan on passing out after the first load?

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  Bakarra  |  22

he probably just wanted to roll off, grab is oversized belly, make loud satisfied grunting sounds, and catch the end of "the game"as most stereotypical guys would

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  then000bster  |  16

@21... These guys could give a waaayyyy worst explanation. They left it up to your mind to fill in the in between. This is the Internet, get used to it. I will now go into detail of how he finished his desire without the girl. The girl had then said **** this ****. She then proceeded to leave. The guy was seriously disappointed in himself and started to undress. He took off his shirt, his pants, his shoes. He then proceeded to get on his bed and assume a comfortable position, then took a sleeping pill. The end.

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  Bakarra  |  22

#25 you take your pills only once you've entered a comfortable position which you'd need to move from to take a sleeping pill? That's almost defeating the purpose...

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WHAT the HECK goes on in your mind #25?! It must be disturbing to see, what you see. Sleeping pills?! No, just no!

By  perdix  |  29

Go to Plan B, where B stands for blowjob. After she's done blowing you, pass out (or pretend to do so.) Later, when you wake up you can examine her sleeping carcass and decide to make a clean getaway* or to invest in a three-pack of condoms for your first date. *this involves buying a new house. In some cases, it's worth it.

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  perdix  |  29

#22, it's very unlikely to get an STD from oral sex, so in the risk/reward analysis, it is so worth it!

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  Bakarra  |  22

But regardless, Eva Mendez can give me herpes anyday... #guystuff #swagyolo420

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#27, #31 states what I'm thinking. And #32 supports what I'm about to write. I can understand guys might want to do this with a hot girl, but most girls won't feel a huge desire to get an STD, no matter how hot the guy.

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And I was having so nuch fun expressing my oppinion! Then you told me to go home. That's what I call a buzz kill.

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