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Why the **** would you let the wrapper in your wallet?
Because he was drunk
They still could have done certain things to each other if they wanted to. But that moment probably killed the mood.
Well, it's not good for the quality of the condom to keep them in your wallet anyway.
A slightly poorer quality condom >>>>> no condom at all
Obviously they shouldn't have sex without a condom. But if they were going to proceed anyway, a low quality condom IS better than nothing. It's more likely to break, but chance of breaking and sharing fluids >definitely sharing fluids
Okay, if the condom is literally broken open then ofcourse it's not gonna work...we are talking about a condom you sit on cuz it's in your wallet. It might be a little roughed up, but if there's no tears than it's still better then no condom
#69 - It's not always to do with tears. Any condom kept somewhere enclosed, like a wallet, will get warm and the heat is what can make it less protective. The rubber can end up wearing through quicker with the friction... If you'll excuse the wording.
I'm sorry, but you should've checked your wallet. Maybe that'll help you remember for next time.
What I kind of gathered was perhaps he already had had sex? I don't know...
Always keep spares bro, especially if you're at your house. That's gotta be the #1 rule of being single >.
Nightstands are… for… one night stands?! D: MIND BLOWN!
You deserve it for putting one in your WALLET.
What if he would have gone to her place? "shit babe, sorry I don't keep one on me when i go to a bar to try and get lucky..."
She should keep a stash too. It takes two to tango and all that...
I always keep em in my sock, or a pocket. Keeps me focused on my goal for the night
They say not to put them in your wallet for a reason.. It's warm against your body then cools down when you take it out, you can't do that with latex. It will break. Not saying that taking random bar filth home is a good way to meet people.
Women can keep condoms too.
42- Perv
"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!
You only have one condom in your whole house? (Zero, actually.) Don't you think you might ever want to go for Round 2, or do you plan on passing out after the first load?
he probably just wanted to roll off, grab is oversized belly, make loud satisfied grunting sounds, and catch the end of "the game"as most stereotypical guys would
His only load now will go into tissue or a toilet.....
...Or his belly.
@21... These guys could give a waaayyyy worst explanation. They left it up to your mind to fill in the in between. This is the Internet, get used to it. I will now go into detail of how he finished his desire without the girl. The girl had then said **** this ****. She then proceeded to leave. The guy was seriously disappointed in himself and started to undress. He took off his shirt, his pants, his shoes. He then proceeded to get on his bed and assume a comfortable position, then took a sleeping pill. The end.
#25 you take your pills only once you've entered a comfortable position which you'd need to move from to take a sleeping pill? That's almost defeating the purpose...
33, you act like sleeping pills are deadly narcotics. Most on the market today, especially the hormonal supplement melatonin, are completely harmless when used as directed.
Is this an April fools joke on you getting a girl over , haha
Go to Plan B, where B stands for *******. After she's done blowing you, pass out (or pretend to do so.) Later, when you wake up you can examine her sleeping carcass and decide to make a clean getaway* or to invest in a three-pack of condoms for your first date. *this involves buying a new house. In some cases, it's worth it.
Herpes has mutated in a way that it can directly be transmitted from face to genital contact, and I'd hate to get scabies in my mustache...
But regardless, Eva Mendez can give me herpes anyday... #guystuff #swagyolo420
Bacon, you're a buzz kill go home
Oops. Nevermind this comment....
That's so false. HIV transmission is unlikely, but herpes, chlamydia, etc are all transferred through oral contact
And *sure* how to spell
Never seen perdix get burried before now.
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Well, it's not good for the quality of the condom to keep them in your wallet anyway.
"don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." looks like drunk you was remembering coach carr's sex ed lesson. he was just looking out for you!