Love: Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was...

By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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Shallow_Padentic 0

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Sunday 22 March 2009 21:10

Next time pick up your shit. Its not hard to go unnoticed. you could have used your foot. Not the waiters fault.

Jari 0

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Thursday 9 July 2009 17:29

My immediate response would be, "No thanks, I'm straight." Helps cover your ass and punish the waiter, all in one.

FeelMuchBetter 0

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Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:58

What a jerk! Hope you didn't tip him!

Shallow_Padentic 0

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Sunday 22 March 2009 21:10

Next time pick up your shit. Its not hard to go unnoticed. you could have used your foot. Not the waiters fault.

NoWayLady 13

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Saturday 27 October 2012 0:44

At least he uses protection?

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 22:43

You deserved it. Just think; if you had just picked it up, you would've stayed basically inconspicous, and you wouldn't be embarassed. but since you felt no need to pick up your crap, you got embarassed. good for the waiter x)

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Friday 17 April 2009 4:18

Well, if the Condom was in your wallet you -deserved- the embarrassment. Ifnot, I'm sorry that happened but really honestly it's not that hard to pick it up. I'm a girl and I've had a condom in my wallet, my guy friends gave me the oddest looks but I said it was a joke; ESPECIALLY because the condom was in my wallet.