By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 974
You deserved it 9 412

Same thing different taste

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Next time pick up your shit. Its not hard to go unnoticed. you could have used your foot. Not the waiters fault.

My immediate response would be, "No thanks, I'm straight." Helps cover your ass and punish the waiter, all in one.

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Next time pick up your shit. Its not hard to go unnoticed. you could have used your foot. Not the waiters fault.

PaperxHearts_xox 0

You deserved it. Just think; if you had just picked it up, you would've stayed basically inconspicous, and you wouldn't be embarassed. but since you felt no need to pick up your crap, you got embarassed. good for the waiter x)

Well, if the Condom was in your wallet you -deserved- the embarrassment. Ifnot, I'm sorry that happened but really honestly it's not that hard to pick it up. I'm a girl and I've had a condom in my wallet, my guy friends gave me the oddest looks but I said it was a joke; ESPECIALLY because the condom was in my wallet.

So what, OP? Man up and let her know your intentions.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha way to go. If that isn't an innuendo I dunno what is. The waiter is solid. lmao

blahblahblah43 0

hope u didnt tip the waiter