By santasadiekins - 17/08/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I was camping out under the stars on my trampoline. I was just about asleep when I felt a tickle on my arm. Figuring it was an ant, I brushed it off. The rest of the red ants crawling up my arm didn't like that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 703
You deserved it 4 856

Same thing different taste


Man that sucks, ants are just little bastards

I hate ants . We don't even need them on earth. We can live without them. Ugh..mother nature

They are hard little workers and probably decided to rob you everything you had, just because you destroyed their home! You deserved it;)

eminemchick 19

dont be a hater 7, i find ants frickin sexy:D

I'm curious to know if "red ants" is what we folks in Texas call fire ants. Because if those were fire ants, **** your life, hard. I knew of a family who actually lost their 7 year old son because he got bit so much.

TenderizeMe 0

So if there was one ant, how could unot Anticipate the others?

I hate fire ants once I got bit by one and my foot swelled up.

I hate fire ants once I got bit by one and my foot swelled up.

7 - I wish that were true, but its the circle of life and unfortunately we do need ants :( Though I think pigeons could go...

Atleast you didn't wake up with ants all over your body.

swimchica22 0

12- keep the lohan's... Just PLEASE take away Rebecca black.

Pixxio_O 11

41- we can do without Justin Bieber and Charlie Sheen too...

elmogoezRAWR 0

It's Wednesday, Wednesday, oh he'll yeah it's hump daaay!

a_lenzmeier 11
swimchica22 0

46- don't hate on Taylor.. She's actually a good singer.


1-how yo pic is jacked up man

I imagined one of the ants went like, "HE MAY TAKE OUR LAND BUT HE WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!" Im weird...

No number 12. It is time for the Snookies to fall. They are getting out of hand with their fist pumping and Guido and guidoettes.

allstarfave 0

i stopped reading this fml when I read the,"i was camping out under the stars on my trampoline."

39 and ticks, and almost all parasitic animal that doesn't take part on a bigger food circle

bizarre_ftw 21

And they creep me out to ******* Hell!!!! OP your life is definitely worth an FML but hey! With you there's an added bonus!!! :D years and years of therapy and a constant nagging urge to kill, and yet at the same time stay very far away from, every ant on the face of this earth!!!! :D aren't you happy?! :D

If sleeping with everyone then writing a song complaining about them is singing then sign me up.

katialovesfml 0

Well if a big ugly giant killed one of my friends, I would be pretty pissed.

HowAreYouToday 34

If someone hurts my friends, I would eat them.

Once my cousin chased a chicken into a barn, only to come out having chickens chase her....there are things that really sux

51 - That is called cannibalism my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies.

HowAreYouToday 34

XD that was clever... I loved Charlie and the chocolate factory

If someone hurts my friends, I will eat them. If someone were to hurt my friends, I would eat them. Problem solved.

well red ants known to be eating meat when they found am i wrong ?? grrr where are my firebats ??

By tiny creatures. No lol, OP can win :o

sxe_beast 11

Fire ants can actually kill you in mass numbers...especially if you're allergic to fire ant stings. I was in a nasty situation where I was thrown off a horse and rolled right into a fire ant colony. I was swarmed and I went into anaphylactic shock. Not cool.

They don't attack, they write strongly-worded letters.

They don't attack, they write strongly-worded letters.

They don't attack, they write strongly-worded letters.

See what happens when you pick on someone smaller than you

Bugs suck in general. All of them.but why were you sleeping on a trampoline?

all4pooh 4

Me and my best friend used to sleep on her trampoline all the time. We'd bring a bunch of blankets and pillows. It's fun

elmogoezRAWR 0

For my next plan, you will need: Duct tape Lye Justin Beiber poster Lube Marker Air freshener A cucumber A mirror Come back up to those ants and be all "Bitches, you best not mess with this gangsta" and if they don't surrender immediately, use the items I have listed above. Repeat. For bonus points, pimp those ants out to some bees.

bawlerr75 9

Umm what's the cucumber for? Aha

JTHolloway200 0

Elmogoesrawr everything you post Is soo funny

lorenzoman77 7

Haha I almost forgot about the FML after reading this.

justin bieber and a cucumber...sounds like you have some fantasies with her..ew.

:o red ants are the worst! Just reading this gives me the shivers

well it's a good thing I read this.I was going to sleep on my trampoline tonight!