Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?
Chidge 0
YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.
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Comments (165)
verstecktergeist 11
Great going for being a jackass. You should have broken up with her AFTER you brought her home.
WorkSexMonkey 0
You know what man. You did the right thing. You brought her to a place where you had control and privacy and you were honest. You broke it off and despite her emotions and objections you followed through. If you want happiness in life you have to make it happen. I hope the next girl makes you happy and I she gets through it too.
hurdlezz 0
god that poor girl. my boyfriend of 8 months broke up with me today. he got new friends who were all girls, grew apart, had a fight (becuase i was too jealous) and he broke up with me. he wears a friendship bracelt they made him. break ups are rough.
woohooxx 0
you broke that poor girls heart and you expect people to feel bad for you 'cause you had to sit in an awkward situation? welcome to the tool academy.
vikingtrail 0
But people break up all the time. A real tool is someone who stays with someone when they aren't right for each other. It's not fair to either one of them. I think he did the right thing, just maybe he could have been more tactful.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
You don't break up with someone when you have to give them a lift afterwards stupid.
unBrokenBeliever 0
Sorry , man, but I have no sympathy for anyone who breaks up with their significant other before driving them home or in the car. That's just not cool.
wowJJ 0
YDI. Drive her and THEN dump her...duh
lunatuna 0
You got what you diserve. She obviously cared about you and I hope you never find someone that treats you as well as she did again. All she did was love you and you broke her, and she's gonna move on and be happier than ever, but you'll never feel the love that she tried to give you. FYL.
Jackthestripper 0
"You got what you deserve." Pretty sure she was the one who was crying. He has the right to not be with someone he doesn't want to be with, and how do you know whe was awesome? Were you there? You're hilarious.
IntoTheClouds 42
You're pretty dense, I can tell.
haha_pitylaugh 0
Ha maybe you should have made sure you dumped her at her house...so funny
24skunks 0
That's why you dump girls at their house or on the phone.