Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?
Chidge 0
YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.
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Comments (165)
eastbaydad 0
I would have said something like this, "you know one of the reasons we are breaking up is due to your lack of adenturesome. Like right now my ideal woman would take this long wait as an opp for some road head.". The tell her u may reconsider for a ********. then dump her again when u dump her dumb ass at home.
Ughsucks 0
That probably would work on most women ...
1234five 0
you're stupid
Boweezee 0
Good job, jerk-off. You could have prevented all that awkwardness by taking her home first. At least if she was at home, someone could be there to comfort her instead of being stuck with you for a horrible half hour.
taaam 0
awkward :/
mylifesucks1232 0
F your girlfriends life :(
lingfeng 0
It must have been awkward for both of you, and perhaps you could have done it when dropping her off instead of in the car. However, I have respect for you because you at least had the balls to do it in person, rather than over the phone, through text/email/etc.
mendertorsel 0
Ouch, but I agree with the person who said F the girlfriend's life. Sure it's awkward for you, but she got to sit in the car with someone she probably still liked/loved... who just dumped her. That's worse.
4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20
why couldn't you have just waited until you dropped her off?
RunZoneFive 0
Agreed with #67. But then again it would be better to do that asap. That's really nice of you to drive her home afterwards.
eggbrtshootsfire 0
Pretty sure "their house" is on the top 10 list of Worst Places To Break Up With Someone (this list does exist)