Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?
Chidge 0
YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.
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Comments (165)
Hoax_fml 0
Shoulda let her take a cab.
jac1987 0
lol how tragic atleast you didn't make her walk :)
Brittanii 0
omgg...y u breakk up witt. her?!!.. I knoo she was crushedd. likk. sumthinn. serious...you crazyy. for datt. one... I would have said sikee nahh. att. leastt. nd den tell her u were serious after she got outt. thaa car!!
tehee 0
This made me sad. **** HER life you big pile of douche! When someone breaks up with you, they are the LAST person you wanna see... Great plan you had there dickface >[
EvilAngel 0
I agree, he's an ASS! I hope he at least tried to comfort her or something... I know that if I were her, I'd just walk home or call my parents for a ride. =( To you, OP; Go f yourself To your ex; I'm really sorry you ever went out with this douche.
kschiffli 0
wow your a jerk
thegirl69 0
you are such a horrible person, put yourself in her shoes i bet you'd feel heaps hurt. specially if she didnt try to comfort u.
animaluverXOX 0
No offense or anything, but that was not tactful in the least bit. You should have waited until you dropped her off...
hottytoddy 0
Don't listen to them! show that b who's boss. You are hombre.
Figure_it_out 0
Always make sure u won't get stuck together or take them home or even worse get a ride before breaking up with them
iareamused 0
you're an idiot.