Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?
Chidge 0
YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.
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Comments (165)
chy_fml 22
You are an ass and it is not fyl it is fhl for ever dating an insensitvie douche like yourself.
Hjelloo 0
Look at all these retards saying he's a "jerk." Shut the hell up, you're all stupid.
ThatManWhoreDude 0
EXCUSE ME HATEFUL BITCHES but the man probably had a damn good reason to leave her. im sure hes saying **** hsi life because he felt liek shit. get over yourself and i hope talking down to people via internet makes you feel good.
Turdler 0
Shouldn't have broken up with her far from her house. My girlfriend showed up while I was at my ex's house asking for advice on how to break up with her (being faithful). I ended up breaking up with her at my ex's house, but had the balls to drive her to her friends house in her car, then walked back to my car. So props to you for driving her. But YDI cuz you did it awhiles away. Next time turn up the music :)
calvin_hobbes_fml 0
ok, people saying that it's always the guys fault, **** you. the girlfriends that break up with me always break my heart, and I'd hate to think that that's my fault. And if this girl deserved to be dumped, then good for him. He's no jerk for doing that. I have no grudges against my ex's for that, although I might just be wierd.
IntoTheClouds 42
Thank you, #134, for being one of the smarter people in the world.
Boygenius50 8
TIMING FAIL LOL!!!!!!!!
syrup21 0
why didn't you wait till you got her home? dumb ass
gorina 0
"with with"?
Cierra657 0
YDI For Telling Her Before You Had To Drive Her Home.
casserann 0
ydi you are supposed to break up with her when you get to her house so you can just drive away after. silly boy think things through.