Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?
Chidge 0
YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.
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Comments (165)
watchmewatchu999 0
Time that shit better!
fauxfire76 0
Bah. You broke up with her. Should have made her walk.
genius_man16 1
I agree. You don't deserve it, but it's pretty close.
lovelykendra5 0
You shouldn't have broke up with her, she obviously loves you.
MSJ91 1
that doesn't mean he'll ever feel the same. You can't force love
Ughsucks 0
Love isn't some magical mystical thing you can't force. I'm sure the guy had some retarded reason for doing it... like being bored of sex or something.
on_a_boat 0
LOL you don't understand relationships very well, do you? Love is a two-way street. He obviously didn't feel the same way about her, and it isn't fair to her to stay in the relationship with half-hearted feelings.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
Rookie mistake there. Let her down, and don't stick around afterwards!
slutsstud 0
Another dumbass on FML! Why the hell would you break up with your gf in a place where you have to drive her home...?! Dumbass!
TheCookieCrumb 0
Wow and did you just sit there? Probably, Dumbass
tapesculpture 0
Mine's worse my boyfriend (who was my bff's brother) invited me over his house. So when I got there his mom introduced me to his grandma as "his girlfriend" then after hanging with him for a little bit he broke up with me, and i had to wait in his living room trying not to cry for 15 minutes while my mom came to pick me up in front of him, my friend, and his f*cking grandma. I wanted to die. FML
sickinlove13 0
ouch. That's a scumbag move. I would've sat on his porch while waiting for my mom. haha.
muffinsareyummy 1
YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, YDI.
CFR 0
hahaha Karma's a bitch. Did you break up with her on a date or something?