this reminds me of the scene in jackass when knoxville is riding the bike and they shoot him with a firetruck hose.

What has happened to our rights as humans? Can a man not walk to a store and buy chocolate for his starving family without being hit by a water cannon? Can a child not play with his toy ball in the front yard without being fined for littering in the sidewalk if he leaves it there? Can I not pay a woman for favors in the back of my car?

Fuck the police.

^^ If that's what turns you on

i don't always hit people with a water cannon, but when i do, i hit the innocent ones.

22 yeah I have your mom dress up as a police officer

Way to water down the situation, everyone knows you were going to the corner store to get condoms for your mum because she got a random call from some cute guy she never met. Maybe you should have run like you were getting your hair cut, that way you wouldn't have gotten sprayed all the way to California, where you'd be missed by your creeper uncle who'd cry while jacking off thinking about you, and because he had cuts on his dick from shaving his pubes. I hope you didn't tell your cat this story, because he already had to listen to bitching from your 'religious' parents about how Granny has a new boytoy.

-45 Can you orgasm on me? My awesomeness meter is running out.

^^^ Ooooh, looks like some sexy times are about to go down in FMLville. Imma grab my raincoat to watch. Grab a chair. :)

people these days still use high pressure water hoses at riots?! theyre so civil rights era with bull connor..... lol

38 cool comeback bro!!

45- great combo. haha.

23, Stay wet, my friends. O and spray responsibly.

Sounds like the OP is in England.

haha ZING!!!!

What. The. Fuuuuuuuuuuck.

Would cement be better?

You want to hit a metal wall because it leaved an imprint

You don't drink in case you don't notice a riot and get hit with a water cannon when you're hungover? Odd.

He doesn't drink because he is 15 if you go by his profile.

and that matters why?

and also he is arabic muslims mostly dont drink (says the muslim turkish guy who drinks all the time)

Probably not. This person is obviously in England right now, and from the other person's speech style, it seems they are not British.

Also, the location on the other one says she lives in Canada. So... Yeah.

GO CANADA!!! WOOHOO

YAAAA!!!

YAAAAA!!!!!!! CANADA IS THE PLACE TO BE!!

Can you guys stop going around like, "yay, Canada is the best." It gets annoying when you see stuff like that on every FML posted by a Canadian.

I'm pretty sure it was a joke.... ^

51- There were about four comments here that got deleted. 13/14 was replying to those, not the original comment.

Nope, I'd say he's the champ who received it. Go get em son!

no chocolate water cannons?

Right on, man.

I don't get it

They're referencing the riots, where most of it is trashing crap and looting.

reminds me if the current situation in Britain

The only similarity I can see is the smashing into a wall...

^^and the handjob

^^and of course that, yes.