Miscellaneous: Scared shitless

Scared shitless

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I stayed after hours studying in the medical library. I was the only one left, and as I was leaving through the glass doors, I saw a person's reflection behind me. I screamed, jumped, fell into the doors, smashing my head. I'd actually seen the reflection of a medical demonstration dummy. FML

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Open door policy

By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00

Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML

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Tardy

By nosebleeder - 13/02/2013 20:31 - Sweden

Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2011 23:58 - Canada

Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML

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By shelbylove115 - 22/02/2013 05:35 - United States - Nevada City

Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML

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Are you OK?

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML

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WHO ARE YOU?

By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2011 15:46 - Belgium

Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML

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Smooth move, teach.

By Faceplant - 14/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I monitored my students as they conducted a lab experiment. I was walking to the other side of the room while looking at a student who seemed about to ask a question. When she looked up at me, I walked into a wall. FML

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Doormat hazard

By Little man - 18/01/2025 22:00 - United States

Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Friday 26 June 2009 12:33

LMFAO you just provided entertainment for the people who watch the security tapes, I didn't see it in real life but picturing it was enough to make me laugh my ass off - thank you!

Smarty_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:33

I would have kept running anyways thanks to Doctor Who......plastic people are scary.

Comments

1bored 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:25

Hahaha LOL ur funny

easylazy 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 1:55

My dingo ate your baby?

DumDum999 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 21:48

LOL OP FAIL

SunnyUserName123 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 14:51

LOL DIET FAIL

Smarty_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:33

I would have kept running anyways thanks to Doctor Who......plastic people are scary.

TrolliePollie 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 0:04

not if the plastic is a set of boob ^^

SweetestSin 4

Friday 26 June 2009 12:33

LMFAO you just provided entertainment for the people who watch the security tapes, I didn't see it in real life but picturing it was enough to make me laugh my ass off - thank you!

xHaniffax 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:42

You're an idiot.

Glam_fml 0

Friday 26 June 2009 12:43

Haha!this FML provided a great mental image. It should be illustrated! OP, that is indeed embarassing. But no one has to know about it (besides everyone on this site) since you were the only one there.