Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend, we were stuck behind a 7-car accident for 2 hours in the car. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I drove 120 miles to spend a few days with my girlfriend. Less than 12 hours into my stay, she dumped me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
LOL. The first time I read this I skipped the first bit and was like, wow, your girlfriend was so hungry that she cried after seeing someone else eating?
Chidge 0
YDI for not dumping her in a situation where you didn't further interact with her.
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Comments (165)
BlackRoseStar333 0
seriously. Don't drive in the car and break up with her. You're an idiot.
themaeth 0
Why didn't you just wait to do it at her house?
olivia_330 0
YDI for being an idiot. Never, ever break up with someone if you think there will be any more moment you should spend right after.
bitsyballerina 0
you deserved it. no questions asked. that was tactless and inconsiderate. I do not understand why people are putting FYL when you're the person who put themselves in that situation in the first place. >:[
begrunge 0
YDI for letting her cry instead of trying to comfort her and make her feel better.
hellogoodbyexo09 0
You asshole.What the ****.
pandaloop 0
sighh use your brain-time yourself better
vikingtrail 0
That sucks. But yeah, you should always meet somewhere neutral to break up. Then it's a clean break and you can walk away
s_t_e_p_h 0
I went to my (now) ex-boyfriend's house to break up with him, we talked it through and he still walked me home when he didn't have to. He's not an idiot, he's just a decent person. You can live things on good terms and still be upset in the moment.
dandlyon 0
dayumm nig nog. that's brootal. /: