By Loot - 17/02/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 906
You deserved it 6 033

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Free stuff from mom, why are you complaining? Motive is irrelevant. Free stuff.

Sounds like you've already had enough care packages, dear.

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i agree with dmh3000 [3]

Free stuff from mom, why are you complaining? Motive is irrelevant. Free stuff.

Moms think their kids are fat if the doctor says that youre even a pound overweight. It's how they are.

you can tell if they are fat/overweight/obese by looking at them. and you can tell if it's muscle or fat because muscle doesnt jiggle when you walk either.

WAAAH MY MOM SAYS I'M FAT WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH. Get the fuck over it or lose some weight.

Sounds like you've already had enough care packages, dear.

you think you'd take the hint...

-Care package ready for delivery, mark the DZ. *enemy care package incoming!

dammit, it's just ammo.