By Loot - 17/02/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
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Seegtease 0
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Free stuff from mom, why are you complaining? Motive is irrelevant. Free stuff.

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Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
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Sounds like you've already had enough care packages, dear.

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GhostOfPerdition 0

i agree with dmh3000 [3]

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Seegtease 0
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Free stuff from mom, why are you complaining? Motive is irrelevant. Free stuff.

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mariasaur 0
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Moms think their kids are fat if the doctor says that youre even a pound overweight. It's how they are.

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LilHitla 15
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you can tell if they are fat/overweight/obese by looking at them. and you can tell if it's muscle or fat because muscle doesnt jiggle when you walk either.

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ZING_MASTER 0
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WAAAH MY MOM SAYS I'M FAT WAAAAH WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH. Get the fuck over it or lose some weight.

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Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
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Sounds like you've already had enough care packages, dear.

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91Caleb 0
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you think you'd take the hint...

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Jandude 9
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-Care package ready for delivery, mark the DZ. *enemy care package incoming!

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Hi_Itz_Me 0

dammit, it's just ammo.

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