Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
jesusbitches 1
Because no one gives a shit.
EvilDave 13
OP, You posted a picture of a broken limb. Asking of you are OK is kind of redundant because no, you are not OK, you have a broken limb.
MiaLoves 8
Why are you looking for attention? A lot of people break their arms, no big deal.
service_charge 1
Well duh, of course you were ok, you posted it on facebook.
FrankHotpants 31
Oh no, no one notices me on social networking websites FML. YDI
Chrispayne 4
Probably thought if ur well enought to post,about it ur ok
jaredofmo 22
Well, if you were well enough to post a picture on Facebook...
Death124512 3
OK, guys, you realize that you have TWO arms, so if you break one, you can still post it on FB, so he probably used his good arm. He was probably seeing if any of his friends cared enough to ask about it so he could feel better. Even if a lot of people break bones and stretch muscles, they still get worked up over it every time it happens to someone they know, its like how everyone acts stupid when it snows the first time in December every year just to look at it.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
You should ask the security guard to kiss it all better.
markmiller2023 0
Today, i based my life on how many people asked if i was okay because of a picture in facebook. FML.