By Micawber - 31/01/2011 13:55 - Denmark

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
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Zmeilerr 22
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Well, either your account was too low or you did something else to get your account closed. They're just doing their job.

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Happy Birthday and that sucks :(

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sweet_candy_ 17
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Happy Birthday and that sucks :(

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teddy4nyy 13
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to be fair, that's not a birthday wish

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KingGeorgeGal 12

There are too many of these on FML.

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mea_iloveskiing 26
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Happy birthday :)

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DeesFMLs 0

if you bday was 31st then its the same as mine :D

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Zmeilerr 22
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Happy birthday to you!

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Aerious 0
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Happy birthday dear OP,

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InBetweenDreams 0
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Happy Birthday to you!! :D

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Blackmail111 9

Are you 1 are you 2 are you 3.....

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Zmeilerr 22
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Well, either your account was too low or you did something else to get your account closed. They're just doing their job.

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lationas 25
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Idiot comment!

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skiier4life 1
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Idiot Reply!!!

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pissnmoan 0
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Happy Birthday!

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FYLDeep 25

Keep money in your account and that won't happen.

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Meme_N00b 0
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or heres a simpler way 1. spend all of your money on a swedish hooker 2. kill said hooker and destroy all evidence 3.?????????? 4. Profit!!!

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banana_buddy 6
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"Today it WAS my birthday" ? Anyone else seeing anything contradicting about the first sentence?

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Shorty_Shaza 5
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Yep! I was just thinking the same lol it's appalling!

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furburger 0
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I can't think of anything since I started pronouncing OP's name like MacGruber ; ) Happy Birthday.... Mi-Caw-Ber!!

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saleha97 4
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It's not the end of the world, always look on the bright side :) Happy B- day! Buy yourself something, you dont need others :))

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LoveMySoldier82 0
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Kind of hard when his account is closed.

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Blackmail111 9

number 13 FTW

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shoopd 19
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13 - Indeed! Since, you know, cash is no good for buying stuff. Also, credit cards don't work for that either... </sarcasm>

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LoveMySoldier82 0
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Well usually if you have money in your account you it won't be closed. In fact they usually only close for either being negative too long or inactive too long. Also if you have cash you go to said bank and make sure you have a bank account. Unless you would rather be irresponsible and buy something instead of fixing your finances.

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Shorty_Shaza 5
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Happy Birthday! Now that's TWO birthday greetings :)

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