FML : Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

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Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Micawber / Monday 31 January 2011 13:55 / Denmark

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By Zmeilerr | 22

#2030254 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:10

Well, either your account was too low or you did something else to get your account closed. They're just doing their job.

By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2030237 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:05

Happy Birthday and that sucks :(

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By sweet_candy_ | 17

#2030237 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:05

Happy Birthday and that sucks :(

teddy4nyy | 13

#2031253 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 02:00

to be fair, that's not a birthday wish

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2780228 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 05:50

There are too many of these on FML.

By mea_iloveskiing | 24

#2030249 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:08

Happy birthday :)

By DeesFMLs | 0

#2030252 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:09

if you bday was 31st then its the same as mine :D

Zmeilerr | 22

#2030261 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:13

Happy birthday to you!

Aerious | 0

#2030768 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:12

Happy birthday dear OP,

InBetweenDreams | 0

#2030794 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:25

Happy Birthday to you!! :D

Blackmail111 | 9

#2030848 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:48

Are you 1 are you 2 are you 3.....

yiselthedancer | 0

#2031445 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 05:28

happy b-day

By Zmeilerr | 22

#2030254 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:10

Well, either your account was too low or you did something else to get your account closed. They're just doing their job.

lationas | 20

#2031231 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 01:54

Idiot comment!

skiier4life | 1

#2032180 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 09:04

Idiot Reply!!!

By pissnmoan | 0

#2030264 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:13

Happy Birthday!

MaskedAspen | 6

#2030292 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:25

I second that

By FYLDeep | 25

#2030345 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:34

Keep money in your account and that won't happen.

Meme_N00b | 0

#2030777 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:18

or heres a simpler way 1. spend all of your money on a swedish hooker 2. kill said hooker and destroy all evidence 3.?????????? 4. Profit!!!

nygyrfan | 10

#5875087 - Tuesday 4 March 2014 07:46

fucked up

By banana_buddy | 6

#2030374 - Monday 31 January 2011 07:39

"Today it WAS my birthday" ? Anyone else seeing anything contradicting about the first sentence?

Shorty_Shaza | 5

#2030534 - Monday 31 January 2011 08:32

Yep! I was just thinking the same lol it's appalling!

By furburger | 0

#2030469 - Monday 31 January 2011 08:02

I can't think of anything since I started pronouncing OP's name like MacGruber ; ) Happy Birthday.... Mi-Caw-Ber!!

By saleha97 | 4

#2030478 - Monday 31 January 2011 08:06

It's not the end of the world, always look on the bright side :) Happy B- day! Buy yourself something, you dont need others :))

LoveMySoldier82 | 0

#2030537 - Monday 31 January 2011 08:33

Kind of hard when his account is closed.

Blackmail111 | 9

#2030855 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:50

number 13 FTW

shoopd | 19

#2033641 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 08:34

13 - Indeed! Since, you know, cash is no good for buying stuff. Also, credit cards don't work for that either...

LoveMySoldier82 | 0

#2034126 - Wednesday 2 February 2011 12:06

Well usually if you have money in your account you it won't be closed. In fact they usually only close for either being negative too long or inactive too long. Also if you have cash you go to said bank and make sure you have a bank account. Unless you would rather be irresponsible and buy something instead of fixing your finances.