I can explain

By 1nn0cen7 1 sw3ar - 06/05/2022 14:00

Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
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Nazmazh 16
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Call me crazy, but I get the sense that this is not a healthy marriage with good communication and mutual respect. Perhaps you ought to consider whether it's best for the two of you to remain in such a volatile relationship.

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RichardPencil 30
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Way to go, playah! Ya made that homewrecker squirt.

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RichardPencil 30
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Way to go, playah! Ya made that homewrecker squirt.

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Nikki 16

I hope you didn’t waste too much time coming up with that one..

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Nazmazh 16
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Call me crazy, but I get the sense that this is not a healthy marriage with good communication and mutual respect. Perhaps you ought to consider whether it's best for the two of you to remain in such a volatile relationship.

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mccuish 25

I get the smell of a toxic marriage

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kitten79TX 5

What have you done in the past that made her jump to that reaction? I trust my husband 100% because He's never given me reason to doubt His integrity. So if He came home smelling like perfume, I'd comment on it and ask why. And when He told the department store story I'd say, "Makes sense," and that would be the end of it. Unless your wife is just one of those overly-crazy women...?

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