Madilyne13
Groveport, United States
School's out
Today, I realized that I'm not cut out for school when I flunked out… in my dreams. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Jason
Failure on every level
Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML
TooPoorForPrivateUni
Mitcham, United Kingdom
Today, I got into my dream university. I also got turned down for the scholarship and the loan that would enable me to actually go. FML
Anonymous
Prague, Czech Republic
Today, I forgot an important book for school, because I dreamt that I was putting it in my bag. My brain somehow classified it as reality. This isn't the first time my dreams have trolled me. FML
Anonymous
San Diego, United States
I hate my life
Today, I woke up and remembered that I'm in law school. Now, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm still in law school. FML
Anonymous
United States
No friends left
Today, I’ve dreamt of going back to high school so many times, every morning I wake up thinking I finished it twice and still have all my friends. FML
Anonymous
Franklin Park, United States
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
M_Kclift1994
United States
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
Spoopy Flame III
Academia ain't for everyone
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
Anonymous
It never ends
Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
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rotflqtms_ 21
You didn't REALLY flunk out. Look at your dream as a warning and make sure you ACTUALLY STUDY so you don't flunk out in real life.
RichardPencil 32
It's ok, the world needs more ignorant idiots. How would Facebook exist with morons spreading conspiracy theories that anyone with half a brain would summarily reject?
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rotflqtms_ 21
You didn't REALLY flunk out. Look at your dream as a warning and make sure you ACTUALLY STUDY so you don't flunk out in real life.
RichardPencil 32
It's ok, the world needs more ignorant idiots. How would Facebook exist with morons spreading conspiracy theories that anyone with half a brain would summarily reject?