Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
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DocBastard
| 38
If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.
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Catkam623
| 27
Isn't that grounds to be locked away?
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Catkam623
| 27
Isn't that grounds to be locked away?
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Charmillionaire
| 9
The fact that she likes him is enough.
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bbozic2
| 6
She's got that Bieber fever!
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Curtar2
| 18
kill her. kill her with fire.
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Blackcatluck
| 19
Why don't you do it bulbacharmander!
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Sekkaichi
| 12
@11, Pokemons don't talk silly. Remember, you're a charmander.
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gracehi
| 31
11, I think you mean "squirbulbamander."
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Zimmington
| 21
22- Meoth, Slowking, Psyduck, & MewTwo(technically)
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Sekkaichi
| 12
I remember that Meowth, Slowking, and Mewtwo talking in the anime, but not Psyduck. Well, I don't watch the anime anymore after Hoenn.
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chosha_fml
| 25
Might be easier to kill the cutout with fire.
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tootsie68
| 22
Time to move out - which judging by your username, you are already on your way there!
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slacker_69
| 6
I wonder if that is a coincidence or she planned that?
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NoDontKillMe
| 19
^ You would know if you posted FMLs.
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DocBastard
| 38
If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.
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Welshite
| 39
That mental image is almost too horrific to comprehend.
You see these tears, Doc? Yeah, you caused them.
You see these tears, Doc? Yeah, you caused them.
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skyeyez9
| 24
Doc, lets be realistic here. This is Justin Bieber, so she needs to tape a baby gherkin pickle to his crotch. That is more realistic than a banana.
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lilhellian
| 26
No, she needs to cut out a hole and put on a gherkin.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
That reminds me of an Internet photo of a girl with her arse against a Beiber cutout. Smh
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mikuxxhatsune
| 31
Haha
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KareBear7364
| 5
You should take it and burn it! In a safe place of course ;) And just tell her that he had a high fever, and didn't make it...
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skyeyez9
| 24
And explain to her that he died from a rare condition called Spontaneous Bieber Combustion.
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doumtabarnack
| 12
You better put a little something in her glass before bed just to make sure she doesn't wake up in the middle of the night to stare at you
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Blackcatluck
| 19
I wouldn't suggest that, i think she will take the blow instead of the cutout....wait a minute that would make an awesome FML!
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CaptMurdock
| 25
Maybe you could "accidentally" set it on fire.
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gracehi
| 31
Oh no! I accidentally poured gasoline all over your Justin Beiber cut out, then pointed this flame thrower at it and pulled the trigger. My bad.
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7yzzFML
| 17
Yep. Burn it.
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groovycrazyjoe
| 18
Baby Baby Baby Oh!!!! lol
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wjh100
| 13
thank you that song is now running through my head just what I wanted on my anniversary
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hryffff
| 11
That sounds very wrong
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EVnIAS
| 13
I can safely read this comment and not be afraid to get the song stuck in my head cause to this day I have never heard any of his song! I feel proud!
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CaptMurdock
| 25
You are a truly lucky man #42
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RoseBlack123
| 37
Run. Now.