FML : Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice...

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By immovingout - / Saturday 4 May 2013 17:46 / United States - Huntington Station

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By DocBastard | 38

#5478746 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

By Catkam623 | 27

#5478738 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:10

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

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By Catkam623 | 27

#5478738 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:10

Isn't that grounds to be locked away?

Charmillionaire | 9

#5478752 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:12

The fact that she likes him is enough.

bbozic2 | 6

#5478795 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:28

She's got that Bieber fever!

By Curtar2 | 18

#5478741 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

kill her. kill her with fire.

Blackcatluck | 19

#5478760 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:15

Why don't you do it bulbacharmander!

Sekkaichi | 12

#5478799 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:30

@11, Pokemons don't talk silly. Remember, you're a charmander.

gracehi | 31

#5478860 - Sunday 5 May 2013 4:11

11, I think you mean "squirbulbamander."

Zimmington | 21

#5478878 - Sunday 5 May 2013 4:26

22- Meoth, Slowking, Psyduck, & MewTwo(technically)

Sekkaichi | 12

#5478953 - Sunday 5 May 2013 5:40

I remember that Meowth, Slowking, and Mewtwo talking in the anime, but not Psyduck. Well, I don't watch the anime anymore after Hoenn.

chosha_fml | 25

#5479625 - Sunday 5 May 2013 18:10

Might be easier to kill the cutout with fire.

By tootsie68 | 22

#5478742 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

Time to move out - which judging by your username, you are already on your way there!

slacker_69 | 6

#5478962 - Sunday 5 May 2013 5:52

I wonder if that is a coincidence or she planned that?

NoDontKillMe | 19

#5479618 - Sunday 5 May 2013 18:06

^ You would know if you posted FMLs.

By DocBastard | 38

#5478746 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:11

If you see her trying to duct tape a banana to the cutout's crotch, I suggest you find somewhere else to sleep for a while.

Welshite | 39

#5478765 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:17

That mental image is almost too horrific to comprehend.

You see these tears, Doc? Yeah, you caused them.

skyeyez9 | 24

#5478798 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:29

Doc, lets be realistic here. This is Justin Bieber, so she needs to tape a baby gherkin pickle to his crotch. That is more realistic than a banana.

lilhellian | 26

#5478812 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:37

No, she needs to cut out a hole and put on a gherkin.

PenguinBitch | 43

#5478815 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:39

That reminds me of an Internet photo of a girl with her arse against a Beiber cutout. Smh

mikuxxhatsune | 31

#6301852 - Tuesday 26 May 2015 10:32

Haha

By KareBear7364 | 5

#5478750 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:12

You should take it and burn it! In a safe place of course ;) And just tell her that he had a high fever, and didn't make it...

skyeyez9 | 24

#5478879 - Sunday 5 May 2013 4:27

And explain to her that he died from a rare condition called Spontaneous Bieber Combustion.

By doumtabarnack | 12

#5478753 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:12

You better put a little something in her glass before bed just to make sure she doesn't wake up in the middle of the night to stare at you

By Blackcatluck | 19

#5478756 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:13

I wouldn't suggest that, i think she will take the blow instead of the cutout....wait a minute that would make an awesome FML!

By CaptMurdock | 25

#5478767 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:17

Maybe you could "accidentally" set it on fire.

gracehi | 31

#5478864 - Sunday 5 May 2013 4:15

Oh no! I accidentally poured gasoline all over your Justin Beiber cut out, then pointed this flame thrower at it and pulled the trigger. My bad.

7yzzFML | 17

#5479208 - Sunday 5 May 2013 12:41

Yep. Burn it.

By groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5478775 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:19

Baby Baby Baby Oh!!!! lol

wjh100 | 13

#5478859 - Sunday 5 May 2013 4:09

thank you that song is now running through my head just what I wanted on my anniversary

hryffff | 11

#5478891 - Sunday 5 May 2013 4:38

That sounds very wrong

EVnIAS | 13

#5478925 - Sunday 5 May 2013 5:09

I can safely read this comment and not be afraid to get the song stuck in my head cause to this day I have never heard any of his song! I feel proud!

CaptMurdock | 25

#5479820 - Sunday 5 May 2013 21:51

You are a truly lucky man #42

By RoseBlack123 | 37

#5478776 - Sunday 5 May 2013 3:19

Run. Now.

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