Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
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dreamering 16
bang your head. Maybe you'll have the same result
Lounia_fml 8
Just return the new one. It isn't rocket science now is it?
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kamatose 0
lucky
Master_Of_Sand 0
You got an iPod nano?! What're you, poor or something? Wow, you suck.
GodEmperorZero 0
That what you get for NOT GOGGLING THE GOD DAMN PROBLEM! What happened probably was a plug in was loose, this is probably the Most Common Problem with Ipods. You have no one to blame but yourself. 5 minuets is all it would have taken to find out banging it on the desk is the easiest fix. And if that did not work? Oh noes! you would have to spend another 10 mins opening it up and plugging in the wire yourself! omg!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for using Apple products and for giving up on your old one so easily in the first place.
truehitman2010 0
oh no you two iPods so sad give the new one to ur gf or sell it If you don't have one
mrbiffle 0
well at least you can sell the old/new one and get some money back
DidHeJustSayThat 0
iPod nano? ppl still buy those? I'm confused by the sympathy here in these comments.. so what you wasted a hundred bucks. your to cheap to get an itouch so obviously you should take the new one back -.-
boatkicker 5
Apparently my original comment doesn't exist. If it ends up reappearing later, than I apologize for the double. To some people a hundred bucks (the the $150 that a new nano cost) is actually a big deal. More importantly, there's nothing wrong with Nanos, and buying one doesn't make you cheap. Some people just don't like touch screens. (although in that case, you'd have to buy an older nano, as the new one looks like Shuffle got knocked up by Touch, and had some weird baby.)
DidHeJustSayThat 0
lol well thank you for the clarification
ilmful21 0
Mine did that too, I even messed with it for a week, and it wouldn't come on and then the day after I bought a iPod touch, it magically came on. It is Apple's scheme to take all our money haha
diamondgirlx 0
just return it to the store and get your money back. The stupidity among people these days really amazes me.
TropicalTulipz 0
its a ipod nano. not reely that much money..