FML : Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be...

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Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By longtrip - / Monday 18 January 2010 00:30 / United Kingdom

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By theman34 | 0

#781754 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:31

fuck no that bitch did not say that

By Namenlos_fml | 20

#781830 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:59

Say no. How nicely you say it and how you go about doing it are up to you, but if you have an ounce of dignity, you won't stay. She doesn't deserve you - not even as a friend.

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By theman34 | 0

#781754 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:31

fuck no that bitch did not say that

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ffmmllyaya | 0

#980160 - Friday 16 April 2010 1:41

what's the big deal she sounds mature and responsible, which is more than I can say for most people

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Blooman | 1

#1192479 - Thursday 5 August 2010 8:03

I agree with #65

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vehementbitch | 4

#5400493 - Monday 11 March 2013 5:08

Mmmmmm 1! i think that bitch just did!

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Iceman225 | 11

#5542866 - Wednesday 19 June 2013 21:29

what a selfish bitch.

By joshhh11 | 0

#781755 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:31

hopefully that's the first time that has happened

By Mustardnight | 3

#781769 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:34

* shifty eyes*

Did you... Did you do her?

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Peroxide | 3

#781859 - Monday 18 January 2010 10:14

Whats your name young man?

ah ah pee...ah ah tear...ah ah griffin, ye...yeah peter griffen....ah crap

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Mustardnight | 3

#784000 - Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:48

Rofl!

By FR35H | 0

#781775 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:35

Man I feel for you but what more can you do other than accept it? Well you could get her back.

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Maddoctor | 10

#781841 - Monday 18 January 2010 10:06

You can also make her pay for gas! At least that would probably be the first thing I'd think of, beside the fact that my heart just got broken.

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RedDevel96 | 5

#5882825 - Wednesday 12 March 2014 11:22

burn the house down only logical thing to do next

By Graphix | 0

#781776 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:35

Bang her mom. That will work, to your satisfaction atleast.

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Brave_Sir_Robin | 4

#782503 - Monday 18 January 2010 18:26

I was thinking the sister, dog, or father if applicable.

By lickmyjock | 0

#781781 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:37

I bet you could still get head from her.

By Nic_hole | 0

#781784 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:38

What a skank, that's so wrong

By Twinklestar | 0

#781788 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:40

Tell her friends set each other up, and can she please arrange a date for you with her sister/best friend.

By FR35H | 0

#781789 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:40

You should get even

By nikkers | 0

#781795 - Monday 18 January 2010 9:42

omg she sounds delightful.. that whole year meant nothin to her clearly so you dont owe her anything... just cut all ties n tell her to FOAD

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