Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my iPod came back from repair and still had a distorted sound. I've been through calls, meetings, and repairs with Apple since Christmas, and it still sounds like the half speaker in my old car. Then I found out the new Nano requires you to push the headphones plug in harder. FML
Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
Today, I bought new earphones for my phone so I could finally listen to music again. Not an hour later I broke it. FML
Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML
Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML
Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML
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Top comments
dreamering 16
bang your head. Maybe you'll have the same result
Lounia_fml 8
Just return the new one. It isn't rocket science now is it?
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Comments (184)
omfgitsbug 0
maybe you should smash things more often.
mcgonagle 0
technological fail.
molly91 4
Maybe it can't be returned because all the packaging has been removed! Duh
Strangeone01 0
Not much of an FML if you now have 2 working Ipods. If you were smart you would have though "Now I can sell one and make some money" and not "My life sucks!"
starile 20
YDI for overusing the word "decided". It's only up there twice, but the first one was pretty unnecessary. I'm surprised your last sentence wasn't "It decided to start working again".
tttiffany 0
...not an fml. you're lucky. ha. would have been funnier if you accidentally banged and f'd up you brand new one!!
TheODBkid 0
That exact same thing happened to me! except i chucked mine across the room an it worked. i now jus use them both :)
fireflames113 6
lucky ass
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
you banged your ipod? what the hell man
jourdanjourdanjo 0
loser