By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 628
You deserved it 2 522

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Buttsexpirate 9

"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

So you literally have ants in your pants?

Comments

Ooh that sucks... Ants attacked me once though when I went camping and pitched a tent on their colony :P

At least they were cordial about it...

Lets heat it up Bring flamethrowers it seems we have a xenomorph infestation

thethingthatshou 4

I hope you can establish a diplomatic channel and work out peace terms

SirObvious 1

Why the negative thumbs down :( just sayin I know how it feels

Buttsexpirate 9

"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

Yes I wondered about their announcement too. Did they put a full page ad out in your local paper??

Dude, they were talking to you? Been doing a little Wake n' Bake?

Zeek63 0

You should announce that your gonna kick some ANT ASS with some RAID and **** that shit up. Hell YA!

I for one welcome our new ant overlords.

krazy_glu3 0

You did wash your clothes.... Right?

SolitaryWolf 0

What the hell does dirty laundry have to do with ants? Ants are not attracted to unwashed clothes. Moron.

#10 but what if the clothes had food stains D:.

dd809 9

Words of advice 22... Don't support idiotic comments

Words of advice 30, Don't make retarded comment based on someone supporting something. This is FmL, not the government.

Comments*... Ugh... Now I look like a fool. FML.

Aztec27 0

You looking like a fool still got more thumbs up than they did

azcardinals1307 2

Interesting personification right there.

enonymous 8

Put them on the lease and charge rent. Ant problem solved

StopDropNRoll 11

What if they come up with the money just to make dressing up a living hell?

So you literally have ants in your pants?

yomommma 6

Are you the same person who fell asleep on their trampoline and got bitten by red ants? If so, ants really like you..

FunnyGuy5051 7

at least Ur not deadly allergic to them ( I fell out a pool and got bitten by a few ants and I had to go to the hospital )

catnip1997 0
BellaBelle_fml 23

When it's a whole colony, I care. Those bitches can be a pain in the ass!