Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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Buttsexpirate
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"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
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McMike10
| 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
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codbloodedkill3r
| 0
Hahahaha 1st FTW
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megerz1113
| 0
Ooh that sucks... Ants attacked me once though when I went camping and pitched a tent on their colony :P
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BagleHead
| 6
At least they were cordial about it...
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Ruler3000
| 17
This. Is. ANT HILL!
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KaanTech
| 0
Lets heat it up
Bring flamethrowers it seems we have a xenomorph infestation
Bring flamethrowers it seems we have a xenomorph infestation
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thethingthatshou
| 4
I hope you can establish a diplomatic channel and work out peace terms
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SirObvious
| 1
Did you not get the memo?
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megerz1113
| 0
Why the negative thumbs down :( just sayin I know how it feels
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"
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flagg1888
| 3
Yes I wondered about their announcement too. Did they put a full page ad out in your local paper??
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Nugaot
| 10
Dude, they were talking to you? Been doing a little Wake n' Bake?
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Zeek63
| 0
You should announce that your gonna kick some ANT ASS with some RAID and fuck that shit up. Hell YA!
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Ruler3000
| 17
I for one welcome our new ant overlords.
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MistaXaEro_Chris
| 0
hahaha!
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HomeAl0ne
| 20
"Greetings from Narnia!"
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krazy_glu3
| 0
You did wash your clothes.... Right?
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SolitaryWolf
| 0
What the hell does dirty laundry have to do with ants? Ants are not attracted to unwashed clothes. Moron.
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numbers878
| 8
#10 but what if the clothes had food stains D:.
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sxe_beast
| 11
What 12 said...
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dd809
| 9
Words of advice 22... Don't support idiotic comments
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Words of advice 30, Don't make retarded comment based on someone supporting something. This is FmL, not the government.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
Comments*... Ugh... Now I look like a fool. FML.
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Aztec27
| 0
You looking like a fool still got more thumbs up than they did
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azcardinals1307
| 2
Interesting personification right there.
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enonymous
| 8
Put them on the lease and charge rent. Ant problem solved
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
What if they come up with the money just to make dressing up a living hell?
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McMike10
| 1
So you literally have ants in your pants?
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yomommma
| 6
Pants on the ground.
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IWATCHYOUSLEEP
| 7
Are you the same person who fell asleep on their trampoline and got bitten by red ants? If so, ants really like you..
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FunnyGuy5051
| 7
at least Ur not deadly allergic to them ( I fell out a pool and got bitten by a few ants and I had to go to the hospital )
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catnip1997
| 0
they're ants, who cares?
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
When it's a whole colony, I care. Those bitches can be a pain in the ass!