By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
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Buttsexpirate 9

"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

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McMike10 1

So you literally have ants in your pants?

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megerz1113 0

Ooh that sucks... Ants attacked me once though when I went camping and pitched a tent on their colony :P

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BagleHead 6

At least they were cordial about it...

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KaanTech 0

Lets heat it up Bring flamethrowers it seems we have a xenomorph infestation

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thethingthatshou 4

I hope you can establish a diplomatic channel and work out peace terms

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SirObvious 1

Did you not get the memo?

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megerz1113 0

Why the negative thumbs down :( just sayin I know how it feels

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Buttsexpirate 9

"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

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flagg1888 3

Yes I wondered about their announcement too. Did they put a full page ad out in your local paper??

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Nugaot 10

Dude, they were talking to you? Been doing a little Wake n' Bake?

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Zeek63 0

You should announce that your gonna kick some ANT ASS with some RAID and **** that shit up. Hell YA!

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Ruler3000 17

I for one welcome our new ant overlords.

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krazy_glu3 0

You did wash your clothes.... Right?

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SolitaryWolf 0

What the hell does dirty laundry have to do with ants? Ants are not attracted to unwashed clothes. Moron.

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numbers878 8

#10 but what if the clothes had food stains D:.

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dd809 9

Words of advice 22... Don't support idiotic comments

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Words of advice 30, Don't make retarded comment based on someone supporting something. This is FmL, not the government.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Comments*... Ugh... Now I look like a fool. FML.

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Aztec27 0

You looking like a fool still got more thumbs up than they did

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azcardinals1307 2

Interesting personification right there.

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enonymous 8

Put them on the lease and charge rent. Ant problem solved

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StopDropNRoll 11

What if they come up with the money just to make dressing up a living hell?

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McMike10 1

So you literally have ants in your pants?

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yomommma 6

Pants on the ground.

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IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7

Are you the same person who fell asleep on their trampoline and got bitten by red ants? If so, ants really like you..

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FunnyGuy5051 7

at least Ur not deadly allergic to them ( I fell out a pool and got bitten by a few ants and I had to go to the hospital )

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catnip1997 0

they're ants, who cares?

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BellaBelle_fml 23

When it's a whole colony, I care. Those bitches can be a pain in the ass!

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