By ant_hater - 28/08/2011 18:18 - United States

Today, a colony of ants announced that they'd moved into my bedroom closet as I went to get dressed for work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 585
You deserved it 2 514
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Buttsexpirate 9
Send a private message

"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

71 2
Reply Report
McMike10 1
Send a private message

So you literally have ants in your pants?

45 0
Reply Report
Next

Comments

megerz1113 0
Send a private message

Ooh that sucks... Ants attacked me once though when I went camping and pitched a tent on their colony :P

10 14
Reply Report
BagleHead 6
Send a private message

At least they were cordial about it...

5 0
Reply Report
Ruler3000 17
Send a private message

This. Is. ANT HILL!

6 0
Reply Report
KaanTech 0
Send a private message

Lets heat it up Bring flamethrowers it seems we have a xenomorph infestation

1 0
Reply Report
thethingthatshou 4
Send a private message

I hope you can establish a diplomatic channel and work out peace terms

2 1
Reply Report
SirObvious 1
Send a private message

Did you not get the memo?

3 0
Reply Report
megerz1113 0
Send a private message

Why the negative thumbs down :( just sayin I know how it feels

1 0
Reply Report
Buttsexpirate 9
Send a private message

"Hey dickweed, the closet, it is ours! Victory! Bow down to your ant leaders as we wear your pants foolish human"

71 2
Reply Report
flagg1888 3
Send a private message

Yes I wondered about their announcement too. Did they put a full page ad out in your local paper??

4 0
Reply Report
Nugaot 10
Send a private message

Dude, they were talking to you? Been doing a little Wake n' Bake?

3 0
Reply Report
Zeek63 0
Send a private message

You should announce that your gonna kick some ANT ASS with some RAID and fuck that shit up. Hell YA!

3 2
Reply Report
Ruler3000 17
Send a private message

I for one welcome our new ant overlords.

6 0
Reply Report
HomeAl0ne 20
Send a private message

"Greetings from Narnia!"

0 0
Reply Report
krazy_glu3 0
Send a private message

You did wash your clothes.... Right?

3 10
Reply Report
SolitaryWolf 0
Send a private message

What the hell does dirty laundry have to do with ants? Ants are not attracted to unwashed clothes. Moron.

16 1
Reply Report
numbers878 8
Send a private message

#10 but what if the clothes had food stains D:.

14 1
Reply Report
sxe_beast 11
Send a private message

What 12 said...

2 4
Reply Report
dd809 9
Send a private message

Words of advice 22... Don't support idiotic comments

2 5
Reply Report
CryMoreFMLs 14
Send a private message

Words of advice 30, Don't make retarded comment based on someone supporting something. This is FmL, not the government.

3 0
Reply Report
CryMoreFMLs 14
Send a private message

Comments*... Ugh... Now I look like a fool. FML.

4 0
Reply Report
Aztec27 0
Send a private message

You looking like a fool still got more thumbs up than they did

3 0
Reply Report
azcardinals1307 2
Send a private message

Interesting personification right there.

12 1
Reply Report
enonymous 8
Send a private message

Put them on the lease and charge rent. Ant problem solved

23 2
Reply Report
StopDropNRoll 11
Send a private message

What if they come up with the money just to make dressing up a living hell?

4 0
Reply Report
McMike10 1
Send a private message

So you literally have ants in your pants?

45 0
Reply Report
yomommma 6
Send a private message

Pants on the ground.

0 0
Reply Report
IWATCHYOUSLEEP 7
Send a private message

Are you the same person who fell asleep on their trampoline and got bitten by red ants? If so, ants really like you..

8 3
Reply Report
FunnyGuy5051 7
Send a private message

at least Ur not deadly allergic to them ( I fell out a pool and got bitten by a few ants and I had to go to the hospital )

2 3
Reply Report
catnip1997 0
Send a private message

they're ants, who cares?

1 9
Reply Report
BellaBelle_fml 23
Send a private message

When it's a whole colony, I care. Those bitches can be a pain in the ass!

4 0
Reply Report
Next