Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML
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Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML
Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I was walking to the pet store to buy a month's worth of fish food for my fish so I wouldn't have to come back for a while. For fish food it was expensive. It was also surprisingly heavy and I had to carry it back to my house. When I got home, I saw my fish floating at the top of its bowl. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML
Today I bought a new cage, along with some toys, for my bird. I came home to find my bird had escaped its old cage. FML
Today, I was taking a poop when I heard a window in my house break. Then, I heard things dropping upstairs. I decided to stay in the bathroom, which has a lock, and called the cops. Turns out it was just a bird that was trying to get at my fish in the fish tank that I have in my room. FML
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
Today, I was caring for a bird that had flown into my window. I thought the poor thing wouldn't make it, when it shit in my hand, flew into my neck, then around my living room for ages before I could manage to get it out of the window. FML
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FernAdele 9
why did you even put it on your balcony :|
tybtab 5
what a fishy situation
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Comments (213)
hiLife808 0
You should've bought a cat to protect your fish from the bird
mengetsu 2
That poor fish, he had hopes and dreams
monkeydoop 0
Idiot why put it on the balcony dumb bacon
SGT_DBL 15
Hmmm, another interesting insult. Much like when someone used "Idiot Toolbag" yesterday...
n_epic_fail 14
maybe it was a NICE bird! like in NEMO when that bird scooped up daddy NEMO and took him to the ocean O.o
sarahkins89 4
that's what I was thinking
hyden121 2
Sucks...but it's only a goldfish. Buy another and move on.
ChloeChan97 0
Well poor OP. I have fish in the pond in my back yard and no birds have gotten them.. That's just unfortunate.
fmlafyl 0
Its a ****** goldfish who cares.
SGT_DBL 15
Well, on the one hand, of all the things that could possibly have gone wrong from leaving a fish outside, I would not have guessed "taken by a bird" to be one of them, unless you happen to live in a very rural area. I'm wondering what kind of bird it was and if you knew that type of bird lived in the area. So on that front, sure, FYL. But on the other hand, WHAT were you planning to accomplish by putting a fish outside? Did you think it might like to go for a walk? YDI!
camey61 0
Fishy?