Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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DarkMoon_fml 0
You definitely deserved that one. Why the **** would you buy REAL fur when there is artificial fur that not only looks the same, but is a whole lot cheaper and isn't the result of some poor animal's suffering. It's people like you that buy the fur that keep the sickening fur trade going. It's okay, I suppose, if you don't know that it's real, but you obviously did. Shame on you.
jhowser 0
Serves you right for wearing dead animals! Though I'm a member of Greenpeace and a vegetarian, I really don't like PETA But real fur.. yeech think of the furry creatures =[
brkn_hearted 0
BITCH! you'd seriously wear something of a poor animal that was killed for FASHION!?!?!??! **** YOU!
azzh0le 0
You people are retarded. The OP doesn't deserve sh*t. We are at the top of the food chain, we kill animals that are lower than us on the food chain, and they kill other animals that are lower than them. We need to eat, just like bears do. Are bears murderers for eating salmon? No. That's just how the world works. Live with it. Oh, and f*ck PETA. Tearing apart families by telling kids their parents are murderers for eating meat or wearing clothes, all for the sake of some animal that probably would have been killed by some other animal if whoever killed it hadn't gotten to it. If you're in PETA and you support that kind of sh*t, I hope all of your family members denounce you and you die a miserable loner with no friends.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
The keyword is FOOD, not FASHION. Retard.
klilianac 0
your disgusting get your fact rights before you talk shit you are really pathetic for bashing on peoples belief your probably the loner and antisocial bastard preaching your beliefs. Besides fur is really bad to wear I'm pretty sure you'd be angry if your pet rabbit got skinned for someone else to wear but according to you the rabbit would have gotten killed we may be at the top of the chain but that doesn't mean we get to treat everyone below us like shit
VeganVampyre 27
I get what you're trying to say here, and yes, it is natural for animals to hunt other animals in order to stay alive. Keywords being HUNT and to STAY ALIVE. That is NOT what people do. You seem to be conveniently missing the fact that humans do not go out and hunt animals in the wild, and make a clean, quick kill in order to get food. No, what humans do is lock the animals up in tiny cages, torture them their whole (very short and painful) lives, pump them full of chemicals and hormones, and then kill them, frequently in very painful, drawn out ways. And half the time, that's not even done for food at all. So I'm sorry, but I just don't see any similarities between a bear fishing for salmon to stay alive and a human torturing and murdering a cow because they want a pretty leather jacket. When people go back to hunting animals in the wild because they're needed for food or other necessary things, as is normal and natural, then we can talk. In the meantime, STFU!
Curly_Wurly 0
tHAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR WEARING A POOR DEFENCELESS ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
steveakafranxy 7
caps lock fail
candyxpopcorn 0
Hope the animal you got its fur from is okay. =[
Swalkins 0
Serves you right. No need to skin animals alive these days. Just wear fake fur. Lols at PETA apparently tearing families apart ... yeah.
C0okieMonster 0
Omg THANK YOU #17!! It doesn't make a difference, we eat meat, why not wear fur? We kill animals for food, and the fur that's left of it we use if to make clothes. I mean, if I were killed for food, I wouldn't want my beautiful blue fur to go to waste... and I wouldn't be killed for food, we have cookies for that!!!! Cookie!
buffalosaurus 0
Oooookay #45, I don't think you know what you're talking about when you say we're at the top of the food chain. Yeah, we have the resources to eat animals who are below us "on the food chain" but it isn't natural what we do. I don't know about you, but I've never seen any other animals set up factories to get their meat. Humans treat animals like commodities rather than living things. Wearing fur = not cool.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
Because Humans are part of nature, everything humans do is natural. Be it flying around in Airplanes or setting up factories.
kylelove 8
Ok so we're you suggesting everyone goes and kills their own meat?
xXNancyXx 0
maybe some animal right activist put a biological contagen on it while it was stil in the store? haha, serves you right. at least eating meat is for something more practical than fashion, thats just selfish. I myself am a vegitarian, but still think that wearing fur is a lot worse that eating meat. just because of the intent behing it but thats just my opinion. et # 24, j'aime votre commentaire.