By XanderFierce - 29/06/2018 09:30 - Australia - Camperdown

Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.

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Zekfen 17

Return it with a picture from the movie of the ****** with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.

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Glowworm56 26

I guess your cat misinterpreted the definition of a vibrator being a great toy to entertain your pussy with.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.

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Zekfen 17

Return it with a picture from the movie of the ****** with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

look for one of an unshreddable material there is a large enough industry that they will have one designed to be cat proof

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dexter420 21

Yeah. Probably. Or maybe🧐..... ITS A CAT

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dudeisuck 7

atleast one of your kittens was satisfied!

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DanielleinDC 33

You might want to put it in a box where she can't get it.. And yes, I have toys, and yes, I have a cat, and she doesn't get to them.

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RichardPencil 30

She can’t always keep it in her box. Only during play time.

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julfunky 29

Or you can put it in your dresser drawer. That’s always a classic hiding spot.

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psycobunnymamafox 13

My cat can open the drawers but he's never gotten at my toys

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chosha_fml 26

Thou shalt have no other gods before her.

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