FML : Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure...

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Today, my favourite vibrator got a good thrashing. Unfortunately, it was by my cat, who tore it to shreds. I guess she disapproves of my choice of leisure activities. FML

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By XanderFierce - / Friday 29 June 2018 09:30 / Australia - Camperdown

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By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#7654693 - Friday 29 June 2018 1:41

Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.

By Zekfen | 17

#7654697 - Friday 29 June 2018 2:01

Return it with a picture from the movie of the vagina with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.

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By Glowworm56 | 25

#7654691 - Friday 29 June 2018 1:38

I guess your cat misinterpreted the definition of a vibrator being a great toy to entertain your pussy with.

By Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#7654693 - Friday 29 June 2018 1:41

Return it to the manufacturers. At the very least you'll confuse the hell out of them with your letter explaining how your pussy was more than a match for it.

By Zekfen | 17

#7654697 - Friday 29 June 2018 2:01

Return it with a picture from the movie of the vagina with teeth and ask if they have anything more durable that can hold up to that.

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Nadine | 20

#7654868 - Friday 29 June 2018 10:56

VAGINA DENTATA

By Cody Vertigo Bonthoux | 14

#7654698 - Friday 29 June 2018 2:06

look for one of an unshreddable material there is a large enough industry that they will have one designed to be cat proof

By acmariner99 | 21

#7654709 - Friday 29 June 2018 2:26

Everyone’s a critic

By RichardPencil | 27

#7654715 - Friday 29 June 2018 2:37

That’s pretty catty!

By dexter420 | 21

#7654728 - Friday 29 June 2018 3:26

Yeah. Probably. Or maybe🧐..... ITS A CAT

By dudeisuck | 6

#7654730 - Friday 29 June 2018 3:40

atleast one of your kittens was satisfied!

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7654736 - Friday 29 June 2018 4:15

You might want to put it in a box where she can't get it.. And yes, I have toys, and yes, I have a cat, and she doesn't get to them.

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RichardPencil | 27

#7654748 - Friday 29 June 2018 5:03

She can’t always keep it in her box. Only during play time.

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julfunky | 26

#7654877 - Friday 29 June 2018 11:28

Or you can put it in your dresser drawer. That’s always a classic hiding spot.

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psycobunnymamafox | 13

#7655168 - Saturday 30 June 2018 4:04

My cat can open the drawers but he's never gotten at my toys

By chosha_fml | 25

#7654801 - Friday 29 June 2018 9:33

Thou shalt have no other gods before her.

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