Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
JoeyM_fml 0
You totally deserved that!!!! Wearing real fur is sickening. Anyone who wears it should be ashamed!
zakkyzebra 11
I wear it proudly! and warmly! :3
redracer57 0
I am not an animal rights activist but I think that real fur is sick. it is a waste of a life.
gabbyh 0
lolll sorry, but I hate it when people wear fur/leather, so this really made me laugh. maybe it was the animal getting it's revenge =P
inlimbo11 0
how the hell does a coat give you a some sort of rash or, if it really looks like herpes, open sores on just your ears? i smell bullshit.
lmfp 0
******* gross, totally deserved.
knitbitch 0
I hate PETA, but up yours for buying real fur. haha, now you have herpes. KARMA!
JoeyM_fml 0
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steveakafranxy 7
I haven't looked at the FML rules in a while, but I don't think you are supposed to advertise in the comments.
CaptainPat 0
Shut the hell up you stupid PETA people. animals kill other animals. It's been happening for billions of years stop trying to change it. I'm not sure if this website is real or not, but if it is, it should shut you PETA freaks up once and for all: http://www.petakillsanimals.com/
Chocolate_Chunk 2
animals kill other animals for food. not for vanity.
sykora_fml 0
good....definately deserve it!
EmOsQuAnDa 0
fur is murder. ydi
i_Love_fml 0
Just pointing it out guys... It's probably not accurate to compare those who eat meat to those who aren't happy about people who wear fur, because animals killed for food and animals killed for fur suffer a lot differently, and though both suffer, the animals killed for fur seem to have it even worse... That fur coat probably came form an animal who lived a horrible life in a small cage, who was either bludgeoned to death or electrocuted from the inside out, and skinned while it could have still been living (and then we don't eat it, it suffered for fashion and nothing more).. People eat meat for sustenance/ People torture and kill a fox so they can have a trim on their sleeve. I don't like PETA very much either, but I don't think you need to in order to sympathize with those poor animals...
Vegetables 0
That happens to animals you eat, too. Chickens, cows, pigs, etc, are all crammed into small cages that they don't fit into so will grow fat so they will have more meat. Often times, they are boiled alive. Get your facts straight before you post that stuff. And, yes, peta is total bullshit. LONG LIVE THE FUR INDUSTRY!