Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
Mauskau 36
For all the idiots saying people skin helpless animals.. Well.. If the animal has died for any reason, is being used for food, then we can use the fur aswel. But killing animals JUST for the fur is stupid. You know, you could say that wearing WOOL is bad. But you NEED to shear a sheep to get rid of the wool otherwise it can actually kill the sheep. You've OBVIOUSLY worn wool at some point in your life. It's like shaving your hair off. It grows back. And you feel much better when it's gone. So don't be so ******* hypocritical. Everyone's needed wool at some point in their life. Throughout history, we've worn wool. Also, some animals kill other animals and carry their carcasses back to their home and use it to keep their young warm.
tacosrawesome77 0
We kill animals for food as well, if you people are so pissed about someone wearing fur, why don't you go preaching about how we eat meat? They have vitamins and stuff you can eat to subtitute for a burger, steak, etc. without killing the animal, long live the vegetarians! =)
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi.... MURDERER!!!
Mervyn 0
Well #64, if you think about it the OP is a murderer. If I went to a shop and asked for leather shoes (Real Leather) and say they didn't have any. They would then have to kill a cow painfully and strip it of it's skin, possibly when the cow is still conscious and able to feel pain. Then would you say I had an active part in the murder in that cow? I would be "an accessory before the fact" if people could be prosecuted for wearing animal skin. BTW OP, XD Serves you right!
xdevotchkax 0
you deserve it for buying fur. -_-
thatwhitekid09 0
To Mervyn: They don't keep the cows conscious when they strip the skin you dumbass. they don't painfully kill them either.
jpest17 5
if some put red paint on me I would REALLY beat the shit out of them they would be in the hospital
jpest17 5
if it's deer it's ok caz they are over populated at least where I live
jpest17 5
76 it's not like the cow essential going to die any ways
Lurstack 0
You deserve it for buying a real fur coat. What is the point? Fake fur is an extremely simple thing to manufacture, and it looks just the same. If the fact that an animal had to die to make it makes it seem of higher value to you, you really are a piece of shit.