Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
Kirsikka 0
You deserved that, disgusting son of a gun. Revenge, sweet revenge.
OverEnthusiast 0
Cut it out people, OP didn't go out and kill an animal for its fur, she just BOUGHT the coat. The animal would still be dead, but now it hasn't died in vain. It's cruel to kill animals for their fur, it's true, but will people please stop throwing a bitchfit every time they see someone wearing a fur coat? PETA throwing blood on people doesn't make a point, it just makes them look like fanatic assholes. Protect the animals, but for God's stop being such little bitches about it. Jesus. (#20, this is for everyone, not just you.)
Xinabeth 0
Ew, fur looks gross. But that sucks that you have a freaky rash too :(
SaintJimmy 0
Wearing fur isn't being a murderer. Even killing animals isn't being a murderer. Murder=Homocide. Homocide- ****=Human , Cide=Kill. You can't commit murder unless you kill a person. Are lions evil because they kill gazelles? Humans ate meat to SURVIVE. Would you prefer the human race go hungry so you PETA nuts can save a bunch of animals.
veganxunicorn 0
yuck..... you totally deserved it, asshole. dont wear real fur.
Dot_Dot_Curve 0
You completly deserve this. Lol @ #66 your so dumb, theres alot more to eat than just meat, we wont die off if we stop eating meat, I'm a vegetarian, I have been for a year, I havn't died yet.
ellysa_fml 0
Haha everyone point and laff...can you get herpes on ur ear?
alexandraaa577 0
for all of you idiots who think its OK for humans to kill the animals for wtv reason....you are disgusting FIRST OFF!..those of you who think its ok to kill them because "animals kill other animals" i have news for you.... ANIMALS! dont kill other animals to parade around in their fur coats to look "fashionable" ANIMALS! only kill other animals for SURVIVAL unlike some stupid humans who only kill animals for their fur and dump their bodies in a pile of carcasses and are left there to DIE! example;;...in china investigators were able to record a skinned raccoon on a heap of dead carcasses...who was able to actually LIFT! his head up and stare into the camera. in other words..they were just gunna leave the raccoon there until he died in so much pain and misery HOW AWFUL IS THAT? SO ALL OF YOU IDIOTS WHO ARE "FOR" FUR....you all are just heartless...
nikkidoll96 0
you deserved it, animal killing bitch. I'm totally for eating meat, but killing a helpless animal for fashion is wrong
sasquatchh 0
OP[or anyone who wears fur coats] go watch Dances with Wolves and say you'll wear another furcoat
HunterAlpha1 8
i've watched dances with wolves, and i still eat meat and if i had the money, would wear fur.