Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
blinkingstarlet 15
wow... YDI. i hope your ears scar. anyone who doesn't get why it's inhumane check out peta2's website. theres plenty of fur trapper footage on there. they bash in the skulls of these poor animals and while they're still twitching and crying they tear their skin off. most people think they just shave the animals... wrong.
abstracted 0
i know its really late to post...but GET THE F%^%#$ OVER IT!!!!!!! if our abcestors did not wear fur the human race would have dies off centuries ago...IDIOTS!!!!!
blinkingstarlet 15
@132 our ancestors* didn't have faux fur moron. it was essential to their survival not ours.
steveakafranxy 7
ok. I am against real fur, but people who wear those jackets are not murderers. did OP kill the animal? NO.
steveakafranxy 7
I'd like to point something out. FML is for logging on, laughing and having a good time. If people wanted to sit through a debate, they'd go to a courtroom. Also, no one buys a leather jacket thinking, "it is so awesome that this is made of dead cow flesh." Some people put way too much thought into things.
Leatherandlace 0
OH MY GOD! YOU USED FUR! Who really cares? It's human nature. I bet most of you eat meat, as I do, so what's the difference?
kasumirock 13
Bad karma by supporting the fur industry. I hope you got a foreign illness :)
yowassup44 0
take it off then : /
screw_this27 12
That's what you're getting for wearing fur, stupid!
werx 6
**** everyone who clicked YDI because it was real fur. However, not really FML, just a waste of money. I wear a real leather jacket, and real leather shoes. I eat beef too, and murder stray cats.
Iellwen 12
You murder stray cats and you're proud of it? What kind of sicko are you?