Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Top comments
Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
xolalalauren 0
karmas a bitch. maybe you should think before you wear the flesh of poor little animals
DeepFriedFUNK 0
if i ever found someone wearing a real fur coat, i would throw fake blood on them, id kill them skin them mthen make a flesh coat.......your a stupid bitch
pyjamasoup 12
You ******* arrogant ****. Put your money where your mouth is or ******* shut it.
OkieDokie_x 0
YDI! Your punishment for wearing innocent animal skin!
Leatherandlace 0
WHO CARES?
dearViena 0
good.
ohhhhshizzz 0
Fur is tacky, Faux fur is cuter.
lizlaz 2
Eugh, you deserve it tbh, what's wrong with FAKE fur? It looks just the same and it hasn't killed anything.
MetalCraze 11
wear leather cows are stupid aND DESERVE TO DIE
WFMS 0
That's what u get for buying real fur.
Hayis4horses 0
#59, cows are thick, but they are also gentle and wouldnt hurt you. they dont deserve to die. no animal does. you are stupid and probably "deserve to die" too but hey your still here. as for the ignorance dick who bought the jacket, well shame if youve got ugly bum rash on your ears. thats what you get for being a complete twat and buying fur. seriously. animals farmed for fur do not get eaten after. what they do get is beaten and electrocuted or skinned alive. many many of them are stray chinese dogs and cats taken off the street too. they get farmed in tiny cold cages in filthy conditions just so you can have an ugly piece of shit jacket. Why cant you wear Faux fur?? not cruel enough for you? do you not realise that when people see your jacket they will all think to themselves what a complete and utter dickknob you are for buying such a stupid thing. you deserve your bum rash you git, and karmas a bitch.
Lillinette 2
YDI for wearing animal fur. Too bad you didn't get it anywhere else.