Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
toddles1111111 0
no let PETA win if its the good one "people eating tasty animals"
Retillias 0
I love these PETA people. They will try and sue you if you break their nose, probably anyway, when they throw blood at you. Just beat the **** out of them. Carry a gun. See someone with a bucket and say "Get that away from me!". Who will they believe? :)
Arieanne 0
Wow you really think you're cute and all saying things like that, don't you? Sick ****. Get a real life and maybe someday you'll stop giving in to what the media says about PETA and other organizations. I'm a PETA activist through and through. I've never thrown paint on anyone, hurt anyone, or tried to make anyone go against their beliefs. I'm a strict vegetarian as well. Are you going to beat the **** out of me now? Go ahead.
austin_DGAF 0
that ear sex can be dangerous!
Retillias 0
Are you going to throw paint at me? Read the statement first.
asher888 11
sucks your allergic and PETA people stfu.
turtles1321 0
whyTF would u have an animal killed for a allergetic coat? just buy fake fur ones and dont look like hurpees and save a animal ydi
AnaDarkAngel 0
YDI FOR KILLING ANIMALS!!!!
breenarae25 0
haha!!! ANIMAL MURDERER
HunterAlpha1 8
1. most animals do not have souls and are not sentient, therefore you cannot "murder" them. 2. you don't skin an animal alive, you kill it first, preferably in a quick and painless manner. the reason for this is that if the animal is in pain/terror it will decrease the quality of the meat/fur. companies that kill animals brutally do so because it's the cheapest way to kill them, and the specific people who do it are sadistic bastards. 3. death is part of the circle of life. without death there can be no life, and without life there can be no death, so ******* get over it already.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
1. News flash: Humans don't have a "soul" either because there's no such thing as a soul. That's just a silly delusion. And animals are perfectly sentinent. 2. That may or may not be true for animals whose meat gets used too, because of the adrenaline or something, but it isn't true for all the animals that are only "used" for the fur/skin, because the quality of that doesn't change just because the animal is in pain. When was the last time you ate fox, mink, beaver, stoat, sable, seal, cat, dog, chinchilla, possum or otter? 3. So it would be OK to kill a human? Because that's exactly what you're saying. Well, I guess someone with that username is just a redneck anyway.
HunterAlpha1 8
1. i guess if you believe all the atheistic bullshit that has been shoveled down your throat WOULD cause you to be disillusioned as to believe that there is no such thing as a soul. and since you can't spell "sentient" then you probably don't even know what it means. sentience is self awareness. it is what allows humans to adapt to their surroundings so that we can survive in situations where an equally frail, fragile non-sentient animal would die. some creatures, such as dogs, monkeys, and dolphins are sentient and have souls. 2. i am not saying that ALL fur bearing animals are killed before being skinned, but any sportsman worthy of the name will make sure his prey is dead first, and kill it in the most humane manner possible. beaver is ok if you add the right spices, but mink is just nasty. and i don't want to remember the last time i had dog; i didn't know what it was until after i ate it. 3. in self defense and in war, yes. and as for my username, it's my gamer tag.
PurpleAddict 0
Real animal fur coats or purses or boots or anything are completly DISGUSTING ! Buy fake fur, or dont buy anything!! That was a waste of: 1) An animal's life 2) Your money Instead of making you look "fashionable" it made you look: 1) Mean 2) Cruel 3) Stupid 4) Stupider 5) Weird 6) Disgusting I hope one day you get to feel your skin get RIPPED off of you ;)