By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - 23/06/2013 17:02 - Guam - Yigo
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That would be a great conversation. Op: "I would like to report a crime." Cops: "go ahead" Op: someone keeps leaving gnomes on my property." Cops:....... Op: they also broke in and left gnomes in my house." Cops:"so you have gnome idea who is doing this?" *snicker, snicker* Op:...
Of course. So naturally, there's gnome shortage of intrigue in this case; with what little we have as clues meaning that we are pretty much delving into the ungnome. We could always go for microanalyses, but there's gnome telling what our yields would be. Worst case scenario, things don't measure up, and we end up short-changed.
A gnome ghost? Whoever has been trolling you is doing it very well.