By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - Guam - Yigo
Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML
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  ksks1234  |  33

That would be a great conversation.
Op: "I would like to report a crime."
Cops: "go ahead"
Op: someone keeps leaving gnomes on my property."
Op: they also broke in and left gnomes in my house."
Cops:"so you have gnome idea who is doing this?" *snicker, snicker*

  shallow_kat  |  3

cops wont do anything.. they need possible suspects.. what op should do is get alarm system that way for sure no one can get in and put cameras inside the house placed by the windows.that way no one can mess with them.

  interesting33  |  36

It is more that they GOT INTO YOUR HOUSE! Whatever the reason - that isn't good. Though it seems likely it is a friend or family member who has regular access is doing it as a prank.

  Pleonasm  |  34

Of course. So naturally, there's gnome shortage of intrigue in this case; with what little we have as clues meaning that we are pretty much delving into the ungnome. We could always go for microanalyses, but there's gnome telling what our yields would be. Worst case scenario, things don't measure up, and we end up short-changed.

  Wizardo  |  33

"Gnomeo, oh Gnomeo! Where art thou?", "Right here honey"... Appears in your bed next to you, placed on a pillow looking at you menacingly.

  ComaWhiteLove  |  18

This really is such an epic way to mind-fuck somebody. It sucks to be on the receiving end of it of course. You do have to give them the mad fat dumbass bomb shit props though. A+ for creativity (and dedication)