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By notsosmart - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Australia

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

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pattheaninal 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

wow. your son is dumb.

young_al 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

Comments

evan_789 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

first?

Rebi3144 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:19

Damn you D:

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

No one cares. Now go back to your bridge, troll.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

No one cares. Now go back to your bridge, troll.

Themuffinman728 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:22

Makes perfect sense. I don't see the problem here.

pattheaninal 9

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:18

wow. your son is dumb.

Kurtis123 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:45

What are you talking about, his son is a genius! *sarcasm*

Achead 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:28

Very

froob 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:37

Fo'real

persianjr1 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:32

your kid has a strong throw!! haha. two windows?

Morenna4 0

Monday 7 March 2011 1:33

lol , actually thts pretty smart lol .

theten_fml 9

Monday 7 March 2011 5:55

congratulations! it's an idiot

spearhead 5

Monday 7 March 2011 6:15

86 op lives in Australia football is our soccer not American football

CommonSenseKarma 17

Tuesday 8 March 2011 6:23

Think it's time for the comparison between stupidity and football, sí?

CalebEatsZombies 2

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:28

******* ball has a boomerang in it

ramboman19 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

kids do the darndest things!

young_al 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:20

Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

RealChinese 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:21

your dumb if you didnt make him pay for it or at least not give him allowance or w.e if you do until it adds up to 800$

liindsey 25

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:31

You're dumb if you don't know that the dollar sign goes in front of the money amount. And by the way? It's "You're* dumb" not "your dumb" for future reference.

Thanatos1206 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:46

Yeah get him 19!! Show him what proper grammar looks like!

breenntt 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:13

First off, some countries in Europe do the currency sign after the number because you don't say "Dollars eight-hundred".

john7h567hgrd 0

Monday 7 March 2011 1:10

Ya but this is America where our grammar makes no ******* sense... so up yours!!

RealChinese 7

Monday 7 March 2011 2:44

my bad i didn't know i was writing an essay for school sorry teach

ForeverAloneGuy 1

Monday 7 March 2011 3:40

Can't you read? He's a real Chinese, he doesn't care about non-mandarin grammar.

andinho 0

Monday 7 March 2011 6:10

his allowance would need to be pretty big to pay it off

lmfao_shame 9

Monday 7 March 2011 6:11

LOL GOOD ONE

spearhead 5

Monday 7 March 2011 6:18

hi 122 :)

PushMyButtons 5

Monday 7 March 2011 8:02

crap it was 101 still. I love it.

always_smile_fml 3

Monday 7 March 2011 9:41

you're sad

ligerzz 0

Monday 7 March 2011 17:05

19, it's "And by the way,", not a question mark tyvm.

TYDIRocks 2

Monday 7 March 2011 20:25

If it was an allowance wouldn't it still be coming out of OP's pocket? lol

stun23 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:22

:((( dang

demetrius19 7

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:22

u need to beat the hell out of him because thats the stupidest hing i ever heard.

newfiegirl 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:34

someone needs to beat the hell outta you, for even saying they should beat the kid.. you have issues.

ScuseMePrincess 2

Sunday 6 March 2011 19:52

There's nothing wrong with beating a bad kid. Obviously, you shouldn't strike a child with a clenched fist, but spanking never hurt anybody.

Zomg_Okay 26

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:08

Except the people getting spanked.

o76923 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 20:19

and all the people the spanked kid eventually beats up because they are taught violence is an appropriate response to anger.

newfiegirl 8

Sunday 6 March 2011 23:57

spanking and beating are two different things.. 10 clearly said "beat the hell" out of hiim.. obviously abuse.

iluffmcrandbvb 1

Monday 7 March 2011 4:53

oh yeah spanking never hurt anybody except for the person that got spanked. ppl who abuse kids are horrible, vile people.

Grimmerie 31

Monday 7 March 2011 10:28

i was spanked as a kid. as a result, i know if i **** around i'll be punished. i have never, would never, and will never wilfully cause harm to befall another human being or animal. spanking =/= child abuse.

Dragons_corner 6

Monday 7 March 2011 13:00

I was spanked and I don't go beating people up. I plan on spanking mine too. also 96 I believe 56 might be right. I say to my parents and they say it to "I would gave beat the shut out of you" and they and me mean spank.

cptmorgan15 2

Monday 7 March 2011 19:09

This is why I dislike freedom of speech. Everything on FML turns into a huge, neverending internet argument. Stop stating your opinions people, nobody cares.