By notsosmart - 06/03/2011 11:28 - Australia

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML
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pattheaninal 9

wow. your son is dumb.

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young_al 4
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Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

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Rebi3144 8

Damn you D:

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Zmeilerr 22
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No one cares. Now go back to your bridge, troll.

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Zmeilerr 22
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No one cares. Now go back to your bridge, troll.

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Themuffinman728 0

Makes perfect sense. I don't see the problem here.

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pattheaninal 9

wow. your son is dumb.

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Kurtis123 0
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What are you talking about, his son is a genius! *sarcasm*

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Achead 0

Very

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froob 0

Fo'real

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persianjr1 7

your kid has a strong throw!! haha. two windows?

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Morenna4 0

lol , actually thts pretty smart lol .

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theten_fml 9

congratulations! it's an idiot

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spearhead 5
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86 op lives in Australia football is our soccer not American football

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Think it's time for the comparison between stupidity and football, sí?

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CalebEatsZombies 2
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Fucking ball has a boomerang in it

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ramboman19 8

kids do the darndest things!

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young_al 4
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Sucks for you, make him work and pay for it himself!

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RealChinese 7
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your dumb if you didnt make him pay for it or at least not give him allowance or w.e if you do until it adds up to 800$

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liindsey 25
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You're dumb if you don't know that the dollar sign goes in front of the money amount. And by the way? It's "You're* dumb" not "your dumb" for future reference.

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Thanatos1206 0
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Yeah get him 19!! Show him what proper grammar looks like!

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breenntt 0
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First off, some countries in Europe do the currency sign after the number because you don't say "Dollars eight-hundred".

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john7h567hgrd 0

Ya but this is America where our grammar makes no fucking sense... so up yours!!

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RealChinese 7
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my bad i didn't know i was writing an essay for school sorry teach

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ForeverAloneGuy 1
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Can't you read? He's a real Chinese, he doesn't care about non-mandarin grammar.

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andinho 0
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his allowance would need to be pretty big to pay it off

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lmfao_shame 9

LOL GOOD ONE

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PushMyButtons 5

crap it was 101 still. I love it.

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ligerzz 0
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19, it's "And by the way,", not a question mark tyvm.

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TYDIRocks 2
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If it was an allowance wouldn't it still be coming out of OP's pocket? lol

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demetrius19 7
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u need to beat the hell out of him because thats the stupidest hing i ever heard.

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newfiegirl 8
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someone needs to beat the hell outta you, for even saying they should beat the kid.. you have issues.

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ScuseMePrincess 2
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There's nothing wrong with beating a bad kid. Obviously, you shouldn't strike a child with a clenched fist, but spanking never hurt anybody.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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Except the people getting spanked.

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o76923 8
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and all the people the spanked kid eventually beats up because they are taught violence is an appropriate response to anger.

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newfiegirl 8
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spanking and beating are two different things.. 10 clearly said "beat the hell" out of hiim.. obviously abuse.

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

oh yeah spanking never hurt anybody except for the person that got spanked. ppl who abuse kids are horrible, vile people.

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Grimmerie 31
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i was spanked as a kid. as a result, i know if i fuck around i'll be punished. i have never, would never, and will never wilfully cause harm to befall another human being or animal. spanking =/= child abuse.

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Dragons_corner 6
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I was spanked and I don't go beating people up. I plan on spanking mine too. also 96 I believe 56 might be right. I say to my parents and they say it to "I would gave beat the shut out of you" and they and me mean spank.

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cptmorgan15 2

This is why I dislike freedom of speech. Everything on FML turns into a huge, neverending internet argument. Stop stating your opinions people, nobody cares.

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whybother8 0

tell yur son to get a J.O.B ASAP!

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EvilSpirt 5
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Tell the school it WAS a bird.

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pattheaninal 9

or a plane? or SUPERMAN?

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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No. Just a bird, sorry to get your hopes up.

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UTTU 0

You have to pay $800 to fix it; your son has to earn $800 to pay you back.

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nbk1405 0
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Well done! You have successfully summarized the FML and posts thereafter...

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