Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
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alex_vik 1
Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.
brrrx 0
That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...
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Comments (99)
Shadow_Phantom 26
This is a FML....?
Zoa_fml 0
I had glasses like that when I was 12...in 1994, and I don't even think they were "cool" then. To all the people saying it's a compliment to be compared to John Lennon...being compared to his looks vs. being compared to his musical genius are two different things!
Smurfin_Lennon 0
Well i think he's a rather dashing man anyway so music or looks, i'm happy :)
boysxrulex09 0
YDI for being a girl. girls suck. come on now
DameGreyWulf 1
Uh. What. I have rose tinted glasses and people say that to me too. It's not an FML. Do you have any idea who John Lennon is? And I seriously doubt they say you as an entire person look like Ozzy or Lennon; seems entirely more likely to me that they're saying your glasses are REMINDING them of them. If they were gonna say you LOOKED ENTIRELY like someone wearing those glasses, they'd probably say... Janis Joplin lol Generally, what 35 said. Also screw you guys, I love my glasses. They work very well :c
ecuboy 5
How do you get compared to Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon???? They don"t even look remotely alike
Twin_Uzis 0
HAHA, this reminds me of how my mom looks like Ozzy when she wears her sunglasses.
Ziggy_Stardust_ 0
in my opinion that not even an insult
LadderOfHisFall 0
Haha, I think I have the same pair of sunglasses. They're small circle lenses? I love them. I love the fact that I look like Ozzy Osbourne in them :P
likeOMGwow 0
why did you buy a pair of sunglasses that ozzy and lennon made famous, and then get sad when people compared you to them? YDI
nimhot 0
ewwwwwwwwwwwww