Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.
brrrx 0
That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...
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xheartagram666 0
Oh, F your life for getting compared to the greatest muscian of all time (Lennon). I'd love to look like Lennon... He's amazing, y'know. I have some oval ones and I get called Lennon and Ozzy all the time, I love it. John Lennon was pretty hot, too.
kittyfairy 0
That style of glasses is fashionable again? Man, my brother had a pair of those about twelve years ago lmao!
derduduh 0
yeah lose the round sunglasses that 12-year olds thought were cool... 12 years ago. and be glad people compared you to musicians rather than telling you you look like an idiot with your crappy shades.
grilledchayse 0
So, you're ugly, a lot of people are. It's okay. :3
b0rnxfam0us 0
well obviously its not like you look like either of them because they don't look like eachother at all but it's just because the sunglasses are what they wore?
up4thebadguys 0
So, it's ozzy... it's still freaking awesome
TheCureisTheShit 0
lol I'd take that as a total compliment. People say I look like Robert Smith (because of my hair and make-up) and I love it.
alex_vik 1
Why would anyone want to look like a freak like him? He looks worse than Ozzy.
TheCureisTheShit 0
Because he's an incredible musician and lyricist.
TheCureisTheShit 0
YES Siouxsie had a sick look. Still does, actually. Damn I wish I was around for all that :/
Beatlesndoherty 0
Awesome, Robert Smith is an amazing musician.
tysen97 0
Not so bad. Chill out.
tysen97 0
Not so bad. Chill out.
alijacket 0
If they're saying you look like two legendary men (in their own right), only because you're wearing glasses that are associated with their looks... you take those compliments. If people were saying you look like them already, without glasses... well, too bad for you.
fmlcomment 2
...take them off? Come on, if it bothers you, you can DO something about it!
GrapefruitZoe 0
I don't think it means you look like a boy. It's the glasses. Duh.