Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.
brrrx 0
That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...
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Comments (99)
ASA5G 2
well they both have long hair. and if they did something with themselves they would look like women. so jokes on them
Jesta05 0
haha thats not a fml
lefkowitz 0
that happened to me and i find it cute,not a fml get a sense o humour
FriesWithASideOf 0
MY kind of girl! I love people who like 60's - 80's.
adebeeld 0
haha this is awesome...when I first met my kids father dad, I didn't know that he gives people Nick names by their first impression well apparently whenbi had woken up the next morning I looked like ozzy osbourne so ever since that day everyone in his family have called me ozzy. I have had this Nick name for 7 years and it'll never go away and I now have ozzy tattoed on the back of my neck and everyone thinks I'm a huge ozzy fan but I have to tell them story lol
SettoFail 9
why would you but those anyway their like hippy glasses
faniilein 0
okay uhm what part of " you Look like ozzy Osbourne / John Lennon" Sounds like a compliment to you?
Lady_Zydrate 1
Im a girl and I would take being called john lennon the ultimate complimrnt (unless it was his beard years)
cheapshades97 0
lucky you ozzy is the fricking prince of darkness and John was a total badass
amandachara 1
I actually have those "Lennon" glasses, I am female and anytime someone says I look like Lennon with them on I do a little celebratory dance in my head. Although no one has ever said Ozzy :C