Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
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Today, I went to a party that had a "dress like rock stars" theme. I got all the gear necessary to dress as Ozzy Osbourne. A wig, round sunglasses, a crucifix on beads, the usual stuff. Not one person at the party knew who Ozzy Osbourne was. Nor Black Sabbath for that matter. Someone thought I was Meatloaf. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I got myself a cool pair of colored contacts. I was wearing them while at home, so that I'll get used to them. Then I had to go to a job interview. I forgot to take them out. I went to a job interview with zebra-print eyes. FML
Today, I bought a new shirt I thought looked cool. At work, three people complimented me, then each one added a variation of, “My dad has the same one!” By lunch, my confidence had left the building entirely. A coworker even asked if I’d gotten it from the “retro section.” FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
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Top comments
alex_vik 1
Don't buy Lennon/Ozzy shades and expect not to be compared to them.
brrrx 0
That's not SO bad, they had feminine hair at least. Could be worse...
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Comments (99)
rileylover25 2
I am also a girl, and also have a pair of those small round sunglasses! I love it when people say they remind them of Ozzy/Lennon. In fact, that's why I bought them. Seriously, they could have done a lot worse than say you look like a celebrity.
bvxf 2
Hey alleast you don't look like justin bieber
jamaicanbunny 0
John Lennon? Don't get too offended. He was gorgeous with long pretty hair. But Ozzy? Damn, that sucks..
insomniac8400 13
both guys with long hair and teashade sunglasses. how many well known female musicians do you know who wear that type of sunglasses?
gracefs 11
It's not because you look manly, it's because of the style of sunglasses. Be happy you're being compared to legends.
gingerface81 16
I would be honored
BlackAfrican64 13
To the FML team: OOOOOOOOOOOH omg delete this account i cant up load shit you feminist ****
lifesucks212 6
Well they looked like girls so ur probably fine
wesseltheweasle 14
Well, at least they say you look like awesome people, rather than saying you look stupid in them or something
InnocenceBlue 38
I'm 99% sure the people commenting that were just referring to your glasses. Don't get your panties in a twist drama queen.