By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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epicFAIL_Sometim 0

You... bit his neck? Either you're kinky or you've read too much Twilight. Or maybe even both! Which is it, huh kinky Twitard!?

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Dreamsoul_28 0

Well that's what you get for biting his neck.. Bet you think twice when you look at necks these days..

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nicole1123 0

wats wrong with biting his neck? A lot of guys love it. i can see why it would be weird if you made him bleed or something but everyones acting like thats absolutely disgusting that she would bite his neck even if she hadn't popped his pimple. im sure most of you have put worse things in your mouth before. p.s. that is absolutely disgusting that you popped his pimple in your mouth. lol. did you freak out when you did it or just pretend it didn't happen and keep going?

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Jamila_fml 0

Neck biting? Cool. Pimple Juice? Shudder.

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Guitarist45 0

Why the hell were you biting his neck?!?

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sarraaaaaaaaaaaa_fml 0

i think next time you should just stick to kissing his lips.

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xosupersteph 0

omg. THANKS FOR MAKING ME DRY HEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES

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FML585 0

#48, for some guys its a major turn on. not just guye either

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Jari 0

SWEET HOLY HELL SOMEONE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH.

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