Gerard
The Last Stylebender
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ted, E. Vic
United States
Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
eric4
Cheltenham, United Kingdom
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Anonymous
He's a very naughty boy
Today, I found out that my roommate is starting a religion in which he doesn't believe in humanly things, such as paying rent. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Adrian James
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Anonymous
And now, on Judge Judy
Today, I found out my roommates spent my rent money and told the landlord I never paid. I've paid my rent and theirs the past six months. My name's on the lease. FML
pvtcab
United States
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Anonymous
Deception
Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML
mackamuir
Gold Coast, Australia
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Top comments
cuz803 46
That's tough! Sports bets are a dangerous gamble but I don't completely fault your roommate cause Izzy was an overestimated favorite in the fight. Even his opponent, Sean Strickland, stated he expected better.
Chazzster 32
It doesn’t matter how sure a thing you think it is, you don’t gamble your rent or mortgage money on anything! … Getting rid of a bad roommate is a big problem, but this is a case where you might have to start that process. If he did it once, he will likely do it again.
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cuz803 46
That's tough! Sports bets are a dangerous gamble but I don't completely fault your roommate cause Izzy was an overestimated favorite in the fight. Even his opponent, Sean Strickland, stated he expected better.
Chazzster 32
It doesn’t matter how sure a thing you think it is, you don’t gamble your rent or mortgage money on anything! … Getting rid of a bad roommate is a big problem, but this is a case where you might have to start that process. If he did it once, he will likely do it again.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Is Israel a new character? I'm still saying Tobert is the killer.