By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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TehAfroSamurai 0

this is in the fml book but they replaced "bit" with "hickey" i think... FYL lol

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reddilocks 0

He thinks its sexy

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twilovers 0

eh, i think i puked in my mouth alittle. Bad...idea to eat while reading this. FML!

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F_M_L_stories 0

that's sooo fuckedd up. 1. how do you not see that 2. why r u biting a guys neck who has acne 3. thats so nasty!! FYL

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Victoriababiee 0

omgg im sorry

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Chapstick_Addict 0

just spit up milk while reading that. that's in my top 10 nastiest things I've ever heard of.

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poopy910 8

mmmhhh... i absolutley love biting my boyfriends neck... but on the other hand the fact that there was a pimple there is kinda gross. lol

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KadyDontCry 0

Bleh. I just threw up a little.

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smileygirl123 0

i just barphed.... that is really nasty....... and what the hell u bite his neck????? wow

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