By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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deutschdame 0

Oh man. I am SO sorry. That happened to me 4 years ago and it was disgusting. You can't taste it, but you know it happened... And everyone who's asking her why she did it - I don't know about her, but for me it was because we were making out, it was kind of dark, and I just didn't see it. I wasn't looking out for stray pimples!

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boo_betch_boo 0

Well, that's gross...and for all of you people asking why she bit his neck, it's called being kinky. Sometimes it can be a turn on ;P

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herpderp 0

Way to ruin the mood, gee whiz

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jaketeague 0

I literally vomited after hearing your story, I can just imagine what you did :(

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Cbear626 0

ew ew eww!!! what did it taste like??? o.0 i wanna know!

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Peester 0

Okay, that's just ... disturbing to the core.

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lachikafina 0

eww! dat musta been really nastyy! .. heyy advice : watch wher yu bite for nxt time lol

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MissKayla 2

UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHH!!!! lol.. thats enough to make you sick..

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Wolfhuntamy 0

Stop making me feel sick. I have to get up at 6 tomorrow. I can't do that if I feel shitty.

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