By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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georgelopez 0

i hope you made sure you swallowed the juice out of that sucker i would of if i saw it i would have just suck it off his face n swallow swallow.

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cupsie89 0

wow, that is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard. sorry :(

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XPredatorX 5

damn it.... I was in the middle of eating pudding when I read this.... now i can't finish

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Valerie11 0

Did you Swallow? Did you tell him?! WTF,did you give him pro-active?.< gross!

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tdawgheath 0

Ok, 2 situations, 1. you guys are teenagers, and that's possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard. or 2. he's greasy and gross and by you dating him, you deserved it.

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eatmexcupcakes 0

thats what happens when u try to be a vampire tahahaha but ewwy that sucks DX

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Batie_fml 0

wow. ok, if a guy has pimples on his neck (or anywhere else) don't even put your mouth there until they're gone.

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peachezthelette 22

eww omfg i just ate

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