Today, my boyfriend bought yet another video game and played it all afternoon. Unlike me, our parrot is taking this situation rather well - for the past two hours he's been repeating, over and over, "EA Sports, it's in the game." FML
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Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, I watched my daughter squealing with delight in front of a video game. Beating a boss? Slaying an adversary? Completing a quest? Not at all. She was chasing birds, making them fly away, then starting all over again as soon as they landed. She's 19. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to spend alone time playing FIFA instead of having a relationship. If I ever find the CEO of EA Sports, I’m throwing hands. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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T1A2Z3 35
FYL? Why? Because you have a boyfriend? Because he plays video games? Because you have a parrot? Because the parrot is annoying? Is EA sport not all on the game? What is the issue?
ironsidewolf 5
I don't see what the problem is that parrot is gold
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ironsidewolf 5
I don't see what the problem is that parrot is gold
T1A2Z3 35
FYL? Why? Because you have a boyfriend? Because he plays video games? Because you have a parrot? Because the parrot is annoying? Is EA sport not all on the game? What is the issue?
Nico711 17
Ydi for calling this an FML that parrot is awesome