Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
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Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
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crazytwinsmom 25
When I started reading this, I was expecting pot brownies not boob brownies.
Welshite 40
But I'm not even related to these cows! *spits out milk*
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Comments (186)
trent_h 9
Brownies and breast milk... I sure wouldn't be complaining
P1Nk13 7
technically...... all milk is breast milk.
mama2roo 7
All the people saying it will transmit disease... If that woman had a potential disease do you really think she would be feeding it to anybody? I don't. Cow milk is breast milk also. From a freaking cow. I don't give my child cow milk and never have in her 16 months of life. Why? Because she drinks breast milk from me. I read a comment asking if someone would let their child drink milk from another person. Would I? If it was not frowned upon in this society most definitely. Human milk is like gold. It is even used to help cancer patients! I am disgusted by some of these comments. Do some damn research before being a dick.
mama2roo 7
Didn't let me edit... I wouldn't ever trick someone in to eating/drinking my breast milk. BUT if someone came in to my house and ate my food they would be taking the risk of eating whatever I made. Just sayin'.
thisisg 9
at lest they were healthy-ish lol
SKE89 3
Any one who has ever pumped knows that stuff is like liquid gold and would not be used for something like brownies!
Cedrina 11
you went back to that original taste, and you loved it!
katertott 44
Regardless of how natural or healthy human breast milk can be, consuming it without prior knowledge is not the best way to go about it. It should be a decision that everyone makes for her/himself- not a potentially puke-inducing surprise.
hobinator10 4
Disgusting! Sorry to hear that OP
brett16139 4
well if you already had three... then what's 6 more!!!
mustang19898 16
As I was reading that, I thought you were going to say they ended up being pot brownies lol. Oh no