Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, I was at work and a lady came in with a cake - I work as a nurse in a pediatrics ward. While we were eating the cake, she told us she used her breast milk instead of normal milk. Now all of us nurses have to be tested. FML
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Today, I baked strawberry muffins for my family, putting half a strawberry on each of them. Only when it was too late did I realize that they looked like extremely creepy breasts. FML
Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall. My mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked, "TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK!" FML
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Top comments
crazytwinsmom 25
When I started reading this, I was expecting pot brownies not boob brownies.
Welshite 40
But I'm not even related to these cows! *spits out milk*
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Comments (186)
Raesin 21
All you people saying how healthy and nutricious it is, you have no idea how wrong you are. Breast milk stops being good for you once you reach six months. There's no telling what diseases OP could pick up, cows milk is clean. Those brownies are not.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
actually according to doctors and health associations they recommend breastfeeding at least 2 years so your stops being healthy after six months is b.s.
Bex628 20
Breast milk is healthy for however long it's ingested. It never loses its nutritional value nor its many other amazing properties.
mimiminx 23
It doesn't just stop being nutritious at 6 months or 2 years or whenever. As a child develops, they need different types of nutrition to grow. But it never stops being good.
DasHaas 9
Natural breast feeding period for humans is 2 to 7 years, depending on the child. The 6 month cut-off exists because that is where the companies who make babyfood are legally allowed to advertise their products and thus have a commercial interest in getting people to stop giving it.
Ins0mau 20
Cow's milk is only "clean" because it's heat treated. I'm willing to bet those brownies are as well.
ccdude14 4
eh. Breast milk is actually quite good when processes right. Nutritious too. Not an fml but she should have told you.
ccdude14 4
Wet nurses. ops complaint would be quite different if he suspected diseases.
bash720 9
Yummy! Better than Viagra !!
Alitas 11
Breast milk is good for you!
shaytards_fml 9
they tasted amazing why are you complaining?
worldclassrager 41
Well that's a new form of cooking...looks like it went well...I think I'll make my own brownies for now on..,never know who reads these...
jdawg35527 8
breast milk is good for you ....but yea still kinda gross
itsjusttofunny 8
I don't care what others think, boobs are awesome and I find nothing wrong with it!
tyler22waters 8
Were they good?:)