Transportation, Dogs and Smells: Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 00:02

Today, my dog and I got sprayed by a skunk. I have no tomato juice or baking soda, and the bus doesn't come for another 3 hours. FML

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By StairwayToEvan92 - 24/09/2018 13:30

Today, I ran over a recently-killed skunk in the road. My truck now smells absolutely rancid, and the smell will probably last for months. At least it goes well with my dog, who was also skunked 6 weeks ago. FML

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By grace - 13/08/2015 14:54 - United States - New York

Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML

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By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By StairwayToEvan92 - 09/09/2019 22:00

Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML

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By pritch44 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By peetime - 24/07/2021 02:01 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML

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By mickymoose1 - 19/07/2020 02:02

Today, my dog decided to play with a skunk. Today is also the day I figured out that no matter how much you wash everything that's come in contact with the smell, it will never go away. FML

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ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 23 August 2019 4:01

Wasn't this outlawed in the Geneva convention?

Seeya55 31

Friday 23 August 2019 0:40

Are you also a dog? I'm sorry, I read this and thought it funnier as if you weren't really complaining and just voicing your observations.

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Seeya55 31

Friday 23 August 2019 0:40

Are you also a dog? I'm sorry, I read this and thought it funnier as if you weren't really complaining and just voicing your observations.

Casey Gable 4

Friday 23 August 2019 1:05

I would rather be stuck with dogs than people

EmDizzle2007 28

Friday 23 August 2019 4:23

ah huh...

RichardPencil 30

Friday 23 August 2019 9:54

Have you smelled a skunked dog?

rockninja 21

Friday 23 August 2019 1:20

well good luck getting that smell out of your nose or clothes.

RJR 5

Friday 23 August 2019 2:16

Well.. at least the dog farts were covered up by the skunk smell.

jbuckets_404 38

Friday 23 August 2019 10:21

Well, that doesn't actually seem to be the case here. Otherwise, said farts wouldn't have been noticed or remarked upon by OP....

slym12312425 9

Friday 23 August 2019 20:15

perhaps the smell was masked and o p was simply complaining about the noise from explosive flatulence?

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 23 August 2019 4:01

Wasn't this outlawed in the Geneva convention?

QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16

Friday 23 August 2019 11:01

best comment ever

katydid91 31

Friday 23 August 2019 6:28

Look on the bright side, your sinuses are probably pretty clear right now.

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Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, it ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML

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