Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
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Top comments
iNewKid 20
You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.
jasonswife423 18
Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.
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jasonswife423 18
Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.
daniel271 13
MY CHEST!
oreoeater 21
There's a difference between lying and joking, although wasting food is always a sin
iNewKid 20
You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.
teapotrevolt 27
Unless it's a mom who smokes that regularly... Can't fool me. Lol
Lars93 18
she's just "*******" with you. trust me
AbtractAngela 17
what does ******* have to do with any if this and why is it in quotation marks?
dezman2000 21
Testing this out later tbh
Trepeston 13
It hurts my soul to know that those brownies are in the trash...
FenHarel 9
It hurts mine to know there was no weed in them.
Mynamewontfi 40
Poor, innocent brownies. Because of you, they couldn't fulfill their destiny.
chuchusheep 19
thats depressing... also, your username is very sassy.
lationas 25
His username speaks the truth.. Mother Teresa was an awful person, which caused thousands of people tremendous pain and agony! Sadly, almost no one knows the truth about her :(
oceanbrickfire 21
Weed or not, I would've eaten those brownies before she threw them out.
ArturoJames 13
Hell, I'll still eat those brownies.
daddysgirl243 21
tell her there was alcohol next time
Lct1196 31
...the alcohol would just get baked out anyway... there would be no point to that.
bwinski 19
@30 TBH though, she believed there was weed when there wasn't so the mom could kind of believe anything. Also, @OP, Mother Teresa was a nice lady...
donuts678 25
I would have ate those brownies