Today, I asked my surgeon if I would be having a general or local anesthetic at my upcoming operation. He replied, "General, of course! It's gonna be a slaughterhouse in there!" FML
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DocBastard
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General anaesthesia is ALWAYS better. That way you can't hear us saying "Oh shit, what the hell is that?" and talking about you.
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torio123
| 27
That is so metal
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Alyssa125
| 10
Sorry to hear OP!
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PterodactylMan
| 23
Hopefully he doesn't end up that bad
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jacsoccerdude3
| 10
At least you won't feel a thing!
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Sfaizi24
| 17
#23 you didn't understand the fml did you?
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cryptic26
| 12
You hope.... dun dun dunnnh
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jacsoccerdude3
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#24 If he/she is getting general anesthetic he/she won't feel anything…
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
#24 and you don't get the difference between general and local
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Gestpacho88
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#23 they wont feel it during, but judging by what the doctor said, they certainly will later.
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strapper88
| 6
Isn't that any surgery? You don't come out of an op feeling instantly better.
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nurchok
| 15
#46, hello morphine...
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bandeek
| 30
Morphine was my friend after my first surgery. But i was also so out of it that my dad thought i was mad at him.
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Javier6597
| 19
Way to be a supportive surgeon
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Murilirum
| 23
I want to know this man, and award him a medal.
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K410
| 18
Don't worry I'm sure he has a lot of hours put into surgeon simulator 2013 before the operation ;D
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Jareth_King
| 21
God damn, that game is frustrating just thinking about it
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nurchok
| 15
That's some European humor for you. At least he's honest... :)
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torio123
| 27
That is so metal
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kozzard
| 17
my stomach is a graveyard
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mrt8062
| 7
That must suck
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jonmansheppard
| 9
I know, right?? If only there was a button for that!
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dweeds508
| 24
No, it must be great thinking there will be a lot of blood coming from your body durning a surgery
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jonmansheppard
| 9
A lot of blood usually does come from their body. That's why in the surgery you get transfusions.
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DocBastard
| 38
#29 - No, you usually do NOT bleed a lot during surgery, and transfusions are very rare.
Or did I miss that day on uncontrolled bleeding during surgery school?
Or did I miss that day on uncontrolled bleeding during surgery school?
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TheDrifter
| 23
I think 29 went to the Mengele school of medicine. Only once in 6 surgeries have I needed a transfusion, and that time I had already lost a lot of blood by the time I got there.
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blondie107
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That's nice...
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
At least it's a good book.
But yeah get the hell out of that operation.
But yeah get the hell out of that operation.
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DocBastard
| 38
General anaesthesia is ALWAYS better. That way you can't hear us saying "Oh shit, what the hell is that?" and talking about you.
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jonmansheppard
| 9
I read surgeon and immediately expected a comment from you.
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jkmartinjk
| 16
I, for one, would like to know what surgery you're having OP, so I can avoid it all costs.
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TheDrifter
| 23
I'm not sure which is worse, the "what the hell is that", or coming up one short on the equipment count at the end.
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lissa_jade
| 22
I read "dumbass doc" and automatically expected input from him. doesn't necessarily need to be a surgeon !
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rivaraven
| 35
Do you have much experience with 'oh shit, what the hell is that'? I sometimes read your blog, but it would be interesting to hear (read) something similar to that..
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DocBastard
| 38
I say that all the time. Usually it's in response to a misspelled tattoo or a vial of "something" that fell out of someone's ass crack.
Yes, that happened.
Yes, that happened.
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rivaraven
| 35
Oh man. I'd like to see you work. Or even be a patient of yours, but that's kinda impossible. Sadly. You seem awesome tbh.
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DocBastard
| 38
With all due respect, you do NOT want to be a patient of mine. They've all been stabbed or shot or run over with a steamroller.
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little_one
| 20
Or have a bottle up there ass. Lol
Some doctors don't have great bed side manor. I'm sure some surgeons have seen a lot of fucked up and bad shit in there career and are probably desensitized to the point they can call surgery a slaughter house and not make the connection that that would scare you. Good Luck OP!
Some doctors don't have great bed side manor. I'm sure some surgeons have seen a lot of fucked up and bad shit in there career and are probably desensitized to the point they can call surgery a slaughter house and not make the connection that that would scare you. Good Luck OP!
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little_one
| 20
*Their squared
sorry writing sideways in bed and not paying attention...
sorry writing sideways in bed and not paying attention...
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Lorysa
| 11
#75 - A bedside manor? Is that like a seaside manor? ;-)
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thrAsHeRr9081
| 16
Manor? MANOR?!?
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little_one
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Manner god sorry. Although bedside manor would be a good name for a whore house.
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GeorgiaBea
| 28
I have had local, twilight, and general anesthesia and personally I like twilight the best. When I was completely under I had to have a breathing tube and I didn't like that. When I had local, it took more than they have me to knock out the pain- so it hurt a lot. But for my heart ablationI had to be awake and that was awesome. I could see my entire chest on the monitors and my heart... Plus I couldn't have cared less about anything.
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alkolaali
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I love that surgeon
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crisanba
| 18
How encouraging
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
If you didn't like what he said, you should have went to you surgeon and... Opened up.