Well technically, it was a hit and run...Only OP hit the fire hydrant and ran. I know that it's a stretch, but think about it.

it's dangerous being that stupid

Or they just had proof on a video. ._.

moms ALWAYS find out! I've learned that lesson...

I have to lie to my mother as she can't handle truth. In fact, I lie so much to her it's damn near a language. That and she often lies to me so I see where I get it from.

But in situations like this OP should have been honest.

Dangit I knew someone would beat me to it.

that's a bit extreme. you have to do more than lie once to completely kill your parents trust in you. trust me, I've done it.

Must be a crime to hit a fire hydrant wherever you live. Didn't know it was worth a life sentence *shockingly gasps*

Distruction of public property if tjere was damage to the hydrant. That is a crime. Everywhere.

Yes but you're likely to get a ticket. Not go to jail for a long long time